You're on a walk, then the sound of skateboard wheels appear behind you in the distance... getting louder and louder as I speed down the hill behind you.
Nervously, you glance back to get a peek at who you've been chatting with, then you quickly correct your gaze back to looking forward instinctively after our eyes locked for the briefest of moments...
That's when the "anticipation caterpillars" in your stomach suddenly emerge from their chrysalis as full fledged butterflies in your stomach as you try to pretend you don't know what's about to happen.
Just as I'm flying by you, for a moment you worry I might run into you and we'd both feel silly... That's when it happens. A loud, crisp snap, followed immediately by a chirp sound you make from the slap of my hand on the ass of your skin tight yoga pants... then you watch as I zip down past you, swerving to dodge other pedestrians, then I disappear... Off to climb the stairs back up to the top of the hill for another lap, and hopefully another ass slap😇🖐️🍑
Every Wednesday at Mt Tabor the gates remain closed to vehicles entering the park so all the cyclists and skateboarders can enjoy the roads down the mountain without worrying about traffic... I figured that's the perfect day and the perfect venue.
If this sounds like a fun way to spend a Wednesday afternoon, send me a DM... If you have questions or special requests, everything is on the table, I'm open to suggestions or alterations to the narrative version, so don't be shy...
Also, we can talk about what we'll wear so we recognize each other