I can host you in Evanston or come to you. Not looking for right now but can possibly host later tonight.
Sit back, relax, and watch your favorite porn while I lick and suck your ass, balls, and taint and you jerk yourself off. When you're ready to cum, you bust on my face (or anywhere else on my body of your choosing) and we both go on our merry way!
I am 5'9", white, hairy, with a buzz cut and a mustache. I go to the gym 5 days a week and am about 200lbs.