u/12Ducks

I can host you in Evanston or come to you. Not looking for right now but can possibly host later tonight.

Sit back, relax, and watch your favorite porn while I lick and suck your ass, balls, and taint and you jerk yourself off. When you're ready to cum, you bust on my face (or anywhere else on my body of your choosing) and we both go on our merry way!

I am 5'9", white, hairy, with a buzz cut and a mustache. I go to the gym 5 days a week and am about 200lbs.

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u/12Ducks — 19 days ago

The premise:
We matched on hinge a week ago and have been messaging since. I seemed like a perfectly normal, nice, down-to-earth girl and we'd hit it off in our messages, so we decide to meet in person and go on a first date. During or at the end of the date, I confess to you my secret kink/fetish: men's assholes. I know it's our first date and we'd just met, but I would really love to give you a rimjob back at your apartment — or even in your car in the parking lot!

Do you immediately acquiesce? Or do you make me beg for it and convince you?
Are you as into being rimmed as I am into rimming and I'm the girl of your dreams? Or do you belittle me and humiliate me for being such an ass obsessed freak?

I'd like to take this beyond just the first date and turn it into a longer term RP in which a relationship between our two characters form. We could be boyfriend and girlfriend and I happily lick, sniff, and finger your ass on the daily. Or, your character could turn mine into his side piece/situationship, who's desperate for more but whom you spurn the minute your post-nut clarity kicks in.

I'd love to hear what turns you on more and go from there!

My Character:
In her 20s, a little shy but with a secret dirty kink, has girl-next-door vibes. Attractive but not drop dead gorgeous. She's currently in college earning a degree in English. She works a part-time job as a dog groomer.

Your Character:
Up to you! I'm envisioning someone also in college or a young professional, but I'm not dead set on that. The only requirement is that your character, like mine, must be 18+!

If this sounds like your kind of RP, hit me up with your kinks and limits and let's get to playing!

u/12Ducks — 19 days ago

Hello everyone,

I hope you're having a good day!

I'm a 27 year old male graduate student in Chicago. I am in a long distance relationship and will be getting married this summer. I'm looking for a thick woman, in a similar situation perhaps, who is interested in a friends with benefits relationship.

I am of average/medium height, go to the gym 5 days a week, and I'm approximately 200lbs. I'd describe my body-type as dad bod: strong, but still nice to cuddle! I drink socially but not regularly and I don't smoke weed or tobacco (though I've no issue with you partaking in either). I enjoy video/board games, hockey and baseball, Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter, and good food.

I don't feel strongly about age other than that you're at least old enough to drink!

I'm looking for something casual, where hooking up is simply part of hanging out with each other, not necessarily the whole event. Sex needn't be romantic, it can be platonic as well. But, I'm open to a hook-up only relationship as well.

I'm a certified munch and absolutely love both eating out and rimming. I'm also open to an asymmetrical dynamic in which I always please you, but you don't necessarily have to reciprocate.

If this sounds like something you may be interested in, I would love to chat and see if we click! Please don't hesitate to send me a message.

Hope to hear from you soon!

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u/12Ducks — 19 days ago

Hello everyone,

I hope you're having a good day!

I'm a 27 year old male graduate student in Chicago. I am in a long distance relationship and will be getting married this summer. I'm looking for a woman, in a similar situation perhaps, who is interested in a friends with benefits relationship.

I am of average/medium height, go to the gym 5 days a week, and I'm approximately 200lbs. I'd describe my body-type as dad bod: strong, but still nice to cuddle! I drink socially but not regularly and I don't smoke weed or tobacco (though I've no issue with you partaking in either). I enjoy video/board games, hockey and baseball, Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter, and good food.

I don't feel strongly about age other than that you're at least old enough to drink and I'm open to any and all body-types — though I do have a preference for curvy/thicker women!

I'm looking for something casual, where hooking up is simply part of hanging out with each other, not necessarily the whole event. Sex needn't be romantic, it can be platonic as well. But, I understand that discretion is absolutely key, so I'm open to a hook-up only relationship as well.

If this sounds like something you may be interested in, I would love to chat and see if we click! Please don't hesitate to send me a message.

Hope to hear from you soon!

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u/12Ducks — 19 days ago

Hey! I'm 27, in a straight relationship, white, go to the gym 5 days a week but still a little thick, and I really really love secretly having men breed me.

My only requirement: be clean and DDF!

I can host in Evanston or travel to you. Younger guys with little to no experience can cut the line; I especially love being someone's first!

Not looking for any reciprocation; your pleasure is what matters to me.

Ropes and blindfold available for the right guy.

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u/12Ducks — 24 days ago