u/2BeOrHot2Be

38 [M4F] #Boston - Hotel boredome

In town for work through Wednesday. Staying near Back Bay.

About me: not to toot my own horn, but I have a very tootable horn. I’m a pretty cool dude, if you ask me… though I may be slightly biased. I’m handsome, smart, funny, multi-talented, extremely humble… like the most humble person ever… , have an impressive Wordle histogram, can solve a Rubik’s cube, and am an active user of the Oxford comma.

“What’s the catch?!” - you, circa now.
Well, the catch is I’ve been catched [sic].
I’m married, so if moral debauchery isn’t your cup of tea, need not apply.
Naturally l appreciate and value discretion, and will return the favor.

My preferences:
-Cute eyes and smile.
-Athletic, slim, petite.
-Laughs out loud, often.
-Discrete and open minded.
-Clean/DDF
-good conversationalist
-sense of humor
-hobbies and passions
-available in the evenings
-not interested in long term

What you’ll get from me
-5’10” white dude
- Clean/DDF
-Athletic build / 175lb
- Dad jokes, puns, innuendos
- Above Average: 🧠, 🍆, 🎸, 🖐️
- At Average: 👖, 👕, 💪
- Below Average: not applicable
- A pleaser
- A good time

What you won’t get from me:
X douchbaggery
X toxic masculinity
X stranger danger
X regret
X my kidneys
X homicided
X pokemon facts (unless requested)
X Baggage

I’d like to chat and get to know you first to make sure we pass the vibe check before meeting a rando. Hit me up with your favorite dinosaur!

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u/2BeOrHot2Be — 13 days ago