We decided to celebrate your birthday in Vegas this year, and to celebrate, I had brought my reality remote along. I got black out drunk, only to find myself next to the toilet, and a naked stranger passed out in the tub with your party hat on…
You called out to me, wondering for a moment why your voice sounded weird. Hell, everything about your body felt weird. Was it the hangover? Why was I looking at you in shock? And why did your chest feel all heavy?
u/5dollarUnion — 17 days ago