u/BecauseReason

You just had an awesome night out with your friends, and while you were at the bar, you hit it off with a very handsome guy who bought you a drink and chatted you up for the better part of an hour.

Your friends, however, are not feeling the vibe and so you have to leave, and hastily exchange numbers.
Once you've regrouped back at your friend's apartment, you decide to text this handsome stranger and get a little flirty. Unfortunately for you, in your haste to leave, you didn't notice that you flipped two of the numbers, so instead of texting him, you text me.

I have been sitting at home all night watching netflix, and so I decide I have nothing better to do than have a little fun at your expense. How long does it take you to realize that you're not texting who you think you are? And if/when you do, what happens next?