u/Big-Look1759

Looking for Saturday or Sunday, potentially, but actually read the entire post! It's painfully obvious that none of y'all bother to read. You see the title and that's it; you're in the DMs. If it's obvious you didn't read the post, then you will be ignored with no questions asked.

Chubby kinky couple here! Looking for a chill guy or couple) to help surprise my girlfriend tonight. I'm happy to swap pics once we connect. We have a few things we're looking for...

Bi and subby. No bulls.

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No MAGA

30-50 years old

Single (we're not here to help you be a piece of shit and cheat)

DDF with proof or be willing to wear a condom (we prefer raw)

Only responding to people who start their messages with their favorite fruit to make sure people are actually reading the whole post.

NO EXCEPTIONS. This could become a regular thing but this is just you sneaking in when I have her busy, slipping behind her, getting your nut, and leaving. Quick, quiet, a good surprise for her. Depending on how she likes you, we might have you stick around for more fun tonight. Hope to hear from you soon!

Actually read the entire post! It's painfully obvious that none of y'all bother to read. You see the title and that's it; you're in the DMs. If it's obvious you didn't read the post, then you will be ignored with no questions asked.

Chubby kinky couple here! Looking for a chill guy or couple) to help surprise my girlfriend tonight. I'm happy to swap pics once we connect. We have a few things we're looking for...

Bi subby guys to the front. No bulls. Straight chill guys welcome!

Cut

No MAGA

30-50 years old

Single (we're not here to help you be a piece of shit and cheat)

DDF with proof or be willing to wear a condom (we prefer raw)

Only responding to people who start their messages with their favorite fruit to make sure people are actually reading the whole post.

NO EXCEPTIONS. This could become a regular thing but tonight is just you sneaking in when I have her busy, slipping behind her, getting your nut, and leaving. Quick, quiet, a good surprise for her. Depending on how she likes how you feel, we might have you stick around for more fun tonight. Hope to hear from you soon!

We're a nerdy, kinky, 420 friendly couple hosting in Lawrenceville. If we like you then this could become a semi-regular thing but he will always be involved and you will only ever talk to him outside of play time. He will be the one responding on here but she will help approve guys as he talks to people. We have a few non-negotiables so this is what we are looking for and there will be zero exceptions...

Bi and switch/sub

No Doms/bulls

Absolutely no MAGA

30-50 (preferably 35-45)

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Have a current STI test or be ok with wearing a condom

Single people only (unless you're an interested couple). We are dead serious so don't be a piece of shit.

If you do not match all of those, then do not respond or waste our time. We aren't here to share pictures and chat endlessly. She wants this to be a surprise so she will not know when this is going to happen until it does. Spontaneity and living close by will be best for this to work well.

She tends to like bear type guys so that can help your chances (I'm 5'9", 240, bearded, with tattoos, and a couple piercings if that gives you an idea of what she likes). We're both on the chunkier side so if that's not your thing, all good.

Don't just send "hey I'm interested" or some equally dry shit. We're not interested in you bragging about how you know what you're doing or how big your cock is. Come at us with substance and respect. He'll share a picture of us once a conversation gets started. It's obvious most of you don't read the actual posts so your first reply or message should start with the word 'potato' so he knows you actually took the time to read this. We look forward to hearing from you guys.

Kinky couple hosting in Lawrenceville. If we like you then this could become a semi-regular thing but he will always be involved. We have a few non-negotiables so this is what we are looking for and there will be zero exceptions because we are picky and we are ok with that...

Bi/sub leaning

No Doms/bulls

NO MAGA (I don't expect you to know what no means but we are VERY anti-Trump)

30-50 (preferably 35-45)

Cut

Have a current STI test or be ok with wearing a condom

SINGLE PEOPLE ONLY (unless you're an interested couple). We are dead serious about this and if we find out that you aren't single, we'll make sure you regret it so don't be a piece of shit.

...If you do not match all of those, then do not respond or waste our time. We aren't here to share pictures and chat endlessly. She wants this to be a surprise so she won't know when this is going to happen. He is working to set this up but she travels a lot for work so spontaneity and being close by will be required for this work out.

She tends to like bear type guys so that can help your chances (I'm 5'9", 240, and bearded if that gives you an idea of what she likes). We're both on the chunkier side so if that's not your thing, all good. I'll only reply to actual well thought out messages. Don't just send "hey I'm interested" or some equally dry shit. I'm not interested in you bragging about how you know what you're doing either. Come at me with substance and respect. We'll share a picture of us once a conversation gets started.

It's obvious most of you don't read the actual posts so your first reply or message should start with the word 'potato' and should actually be a well thought out message. Don't send us a dry ass message. We look forward to hearing from you but if you're unwilling to prove that you read the post or it's obvious in your message that you didn't read it, you will be ignored or called out so don't get an attitude when we're rude to you.

Kinky couple hosting in Lawrenceville. If we like you then this could become a semi-regular thing but he will always be involved. We have a few non-negotiables so this is what we are looking for and there will be zero exceptions because we are picky and we are ok with that...

Bi/sub leaning

No Doms/bulls

NO MAGA (I don't expect you to know what no means but we are VERY anti-Trump)

30-50 (preferably 35-45)

Cut

Have a current STI test or be ok with wearing a condom

SINGLE PEOPLE ONLY (unless you're an interested couple). We are dead serious about this and if we find out that you aren't single then you will regret it so don't be a piece of shit.

...If you do not match all of those, then do not respond or waste our time. We aren't here to share pictures and chat endlessly. She wants this to be a surprise so she will not know when this is going to happen so he is working to set this up but she travels a lot for work so spontaneity and being close by will be required for this work out.

She tends to like bear type guys so that can help your chances (I'm 5'9", 240, and bearded if that gives you an idea of what she likes). We're both on the chunkier side so if that's not your thing, all good. I'll only reply to actual well thought out messages. Don't just send "hey I'm interested" or some equally dry shit. I'm not interested in you bragging about how you know what you're doing either. Come at me with substance and respect. I'll share a picture of us once a conversation gets started. It's obvious most of you don't read the actual posts so your first reply or message should start with the word 'potato.' It'll be worth it. Trust me.