u/BoldBadBeautifulBrat

I saw how you fought the Brat right outside of town. It takes a great warrior to bring her to her knees, all be it temporary. We rarely see such strength, Shadowfeeder. And so we feel obliged to turn to you, the ritebroken, for help.

The Brat that dwells on the borders of our encampment, the very same one you managed to momentarily silence on your way in, has gone unchecked for far too long. She taints the woodlandcreatures with her spells of sarcasm and petrifies our forests with her dry sense of humor. Her uncanny ability to spot a semantic breach has rendered our strongest wizards and their spells completely powerless. She outwits the cleverest of mages with an ease that would put a drinking dwarf to shame.

She walks, no, glides, close to our borders with the scent of the abyss on her skin and the confidence of a succubus walking into a tavern on the months first friday.

She is a menace. She is chaos. She radiates trouble and terrifies man and horse alike. We need someone like you, someone hollowed, someone who's soul she cannot just take, to tame the beast and restore the peace that once radiated through our woods.

The objective:

Conquer the Brats mind and guide her to woods of her very own. Create illusions, build strongholds, do whatever it takes to confine her to a space where she can do no harm to those of us who aren't equipped to fend off her enchantments or sass. Once you've secured the brat, keep her fed so she doesn't stray.

We know this is a big ask, shadowfeeder, but the rewards are just as grand.

The reward:

Once the Brat is contained she makes for a great companion. Her cleverness is only matched by her sexual prowess and with an open mind that 'd put the local harlet to shame she stands tall in her ability to please and willingness to be pleased.

Wellversed in the art of delayed gratification, satisfaction and happy to walk the more depraved paths in life she can provide pleasure most men can only dream of.

She can never be tamed. She can, at best, be contained. Should you decide to accept this quest, be warned; she is cunning. She is hungry. She moves fast and is clever. She gets what she wants. Walk this path, and you'll be kept on your toes until you fall in battle.

To start your quest; deliver an envelope containing whatever you think will grab the Brats attention. Good luck and god speed, Ritebroken.