I died on a Tuesday. Hit by a car on my way home from a shitty fast food job. Not exactly the heroic exit I had in mind.
I woke up in purgatory. Grey light, empty forest, no one around. Kind of a letdown honestly. I was hoping for at least a welcome brochure. After wandering for what could’ve been a week or an entire decade, I stumbled onto a rundown shack in the middle of nowhere with a single book sitting on a pedestal. Written in Infernal. The D&D language. Which, as it turns out, is completely real.
The deal was this: sleep with all seven princesses of hell and go free. But it has to be genuine. Both of us finishing, both of us actually into it. No faking, no shortcuts. The universe has a sick sense of humor, because I was a virgin who could barely order coffee without rehearsing it first.
So now I’m wandering through hell trying to charm seven demon princesses, each one ruling a different circle, each one a completely different challenge. Pride isn’t Sloth. Lust isn’t Wrath. And none of them can know why I’m really there.
What I’m looking for is a long term writing partner for this whole arc. The tone is dark and character driven. The smut is earned not rushed. I write detailed, usually 3 to 5 paragraphs, and I love OOC conversation between scenes.
You’d be playing one of the princesses, or more if you’re feeling ambitious. Bring her to life. Make me work for it.
If this sounds like your kind of hell, send me your favorite sin and a writing sample.