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Happy Wednesday, I’m here trying to respectfully say the quiet part out loud. Those who get it, will get it!

I guess by definition I’m a cake eater, but in some ways, so is everyone here. I have a lucky life. A house, a daughter (a 2nd on the way, if that pushes you away I get it but have to be transparent), money in the bank. A wife who is a good mom and has a solid income. Sure, I do a lot in terms of cooking, cleaning, bills etc but it’s never too one sided to leave or start an argument over it. But there’s nothing, 0, zilch, nada in terms of intimacy or sexual chemistry anymore.

Before you roll your eyes and say, “oh another one of these men”, even though my wife is pregnant we’ve had sex 5 times, count em, 5 since the Covid year of 2020. I still try to initiate, we’ve gone to several therapists, we’ve had hours and hours of pleasing and tears and yelling and yet unless my wife wants to vocally and adamantly get pregnant by me she’s taken it all off the table. Not kisses, oral? What’s that? Anything besides the bi annual pity missionary is off the table. She claims it’s not me, not the hormones not the stresses of life but rather just a general malaise to the whole idea of sex in general. And it’s tearing me apart inside.

We tried the open marriage thing- that lasted 36 hours before a meltdown. I’ve continually initiated going down on her many times and physically pushed away. Even hand holding, necking, the soft kisses that I want to go somewhere are met with little to nothing in return.

To make things more complicated, I grew up in a sex forward environment, was very active in my 20s and taboo exploration is like my favorite. The psychology of sex fascinates me as much as the actual act and even those discussions of exploration or experiences are meant with defiance and the often quoted “ew, I don’t want to talk about this.”

I am well aware this could come across as selfish and self absorbed but I have a feeling the frustration is there with many of you still reading. I’m real, I’m open and have respect for my wife still. I can’t do in person and I’m not gonna blow up my life. But I do want someone to explore, to chat about the past, to dig into the nooks and crannies that your spouse won’t go to or refuses to talk about anymore. Does that make sense? If so, you should message.

Happy Wednesday, I’m here trying to respectfully say the quiet part out loud. Those who get it, will get it!

I guess by definition I’m a cake eater, but in some ways, so is everyone here. I have a lucky life. A house, a daughter (a 2nd on the way, if that pushes you away I get it but have to be transparent), money in the bank. A wife who is a good mom and has a solid income. Sure, I do a lot in terms of cooking, cleaning, bills etc but it’s never too one sided to leave or start an argument over it. But there’s nothing, 0, zilch, nada in terms of intimacy or sexual chemistry anymore.

Before you roll your eyes and say, “oh another one of these men”, even though my wife is pregnant we’ve had sex 5 times, count em, 5 since the Covid year of 2020. I still try to initiate, we’ve gone to several therapists, we’ve had hours and hours of pleasing and tears and yelling and yet unless my wife wants to vocally and adamantly get pregnant by me she’s taken it all off the table. Not kisses, oral? What’s that? Anything besides the bi annual pity missionary is off the table. She claims it’s not me, not the hormones not the stresses of life but rather just a general malaise to the whole idea of sex in general. And it’s tearing me apart inside.

We tried the open marriage thing- that lasted 36 hours before a meltdown. I’ve continually initiated going down on her many times and physically pushed away. Even hand holding, necking, the soft kisses that I want to go somewhere are met with little to nothing in return.

To make things more complicated, I grew up in a sex forward environment, was very active in my 20s and taboo exploration is like my favorite. The psychology of sex fascinates me as much as the actual act and even those discussions of exploration or experiences are meant with defiance and the often quoted “ew, I don’t want to talk about this.”

I am well aware this could come across as selfish and self absorbed but I have a feeling the frustration is there with many of you still reading. I’m real, I’m open and have respect for my wife still. I can’t do in person and I’m not gonna blow up my life. But I do want someone to explore, to chat about the past, to dig into the nooks and crannies that your spouse won’t go to or refuses to talk about anymore. Does that make sense? If so, you should message.

I guess by definition I’m a cake eater, but in some ways, so is everyone here. I have a lucky life. A house, a daughter (a 2nd on the way, if that pushes you away I get it but have to be transparent), money in the bank. A wife who is a good mom and has a solid income. Sure, I do a lot in terms of cooking, cleaning, bills etc but it’s never too one sided to leave or start an argument over it. But there’s nothing, 0, zilch, nada in terms of intimacy or sexual chemistry anymore.

Before you roll your eyes and say, “oh another one of these men”, even though my wife is pregnant we’ve had sex 5 times, count em, 5 since the Covid year of 2020. I still try to initiate, we’ve gone to several therapists, we’ve had hours and hours of pleasing and tears and yelling and yet unless my wife wants to vocally and adamantly get pregnant by me she’s taken it all off the table. Not kisses, oral? What’s that? Anything besides the bi annual pity missionary is off the table. She claims it’s not me, not the hormones not the stresses of life but rather just a general malaise to the whole idea of sex in general. And it’s tearing me apart inside.

We tried the open marriage thing- that lasted 36 hours before a meltdown. I’ve continually initiated going down on her many times and physically pushed away. Even hand holding, necking, the soft kisses that I want to go somewhere are met with little to nothing in return.

To make things more complicated, I grew up in a sex forward environment, was very active in my 20s and taboo exploration is like my favorite. The psychology of sex fascinates me as much as the actual act and even those discussions of exploration or experiences are meant with defiance and the often quoted “ew, I don’t want to talk about this.”

I am well aware this could come across as selfish and self absorbed but I have a feeling the frustration is there with many of you still reading. I’m real, I’m open and have respect for my wife still. I can’t do in person and I’m not gonna blow up my life. But I do want someone to explore, to chat about the past, to dig into the nooks and crannies that your spouse won’t go to or refuses to talk about anymore. Does that make sense? If so, you should message.

I guess by definition I’m a cake eater, but in some ways, so is everyone here. I have a lucky life. A house, a daughter (a 2nd on the way, if that pushes you away I get it but have to be transparent), money in the bank. A wife who is a good mom and has a solid income. Sure, I do a lot in terms of cooking, cleaning, bills etc but it’s never too one sided to leave or start an argument over it. But there’s nothing, 0, zilch, nada in terms of intimacy or sexual chemistry anymore.

Before you roll your eyes and say, “oh another one of these men”, even though my wife is pregnant we’ve had sex 5 times, count em, 5 since the Covid year of 2020. I still try to initiate, we’ve gone to several therapists, we’ve had hours and hours of pleasing and tears and yelling and yet unless my wife wants to vocally and adamantly get pregnant by me she’s taken it all off the table. Not kisses, oral? What’s that? Anything besides the bi annual pity missionary is off the table. She claims it’s not me, not the hormones not the stresses of life but rather just a general malaise to the whole idea of sex in general. And it’s tearing me apart inside.

We tried the open marriage thing- that lasted 36 hours before a meltdown. I’ve continually initiated going down on her many times and physically pushed away. Even hand holding, necking, the soft kisses that I want to go somewhere are met with little to nothing in return.

To make things more complicated, I grew up in a sex forward environment, was very active in my 20s and taboo exploration is like my favorite. The psychology of sex fascinates me as much as the actual act and even those discussions of exploration or experiences are meant with defiance and the often quoted “ew, I don’t want to talk about this.”

I am well aware this could come across as selfish and self absorbed but I have a feeling the frustration is there with many of you still reading. I’m real, I’m open and have respect for my wife still. I can’t do in person and I’m not gonna blow up my life. But I do want someone to explore, to chat about the past, to dig into the nooks and crannies that your spouse won’t go to or refuses to talk about anymore. Does that make sense? If so, you should message.

Ugh. It’s only Wednesday.

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

But alas 93 and humid by this time next week.

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around these parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

So you’re building your ‘ideal’ AP, what exactly does that look like? You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

You know… for research purposes… Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Also, the “fizzle” around this parts is infuriating btw let’s communicate availability and take it from there shall we?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

You know… for research purposes….

Clearly takes more than a catchy title to a post and persistence.

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

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Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

And it clearly still haunts me to this day, Wed-NES-day. Anyway, happy hump day early birds.

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?

Just throw this up again before bed and hope it intrigues someone out there…

Life is boring. And hard. And I miss the thrill of flirting, feeling wanted and all that other stuff you read about here. Everyday is wash, rinse, repeat. But I don’t need to remind you of that do I? We are all pretty much here for the same reasons so why post the same things everyone else does? You’ve got options as a woman so let’s see if I can draw your interest.

I have a toddler and a second one on the way (yes, you read that right.) I told you it’s time to be honest, I’m sure that turns many off but hey, honesty first. My wife is basically a stranger 6 out of 7 days of the week, randomly I get a “good” day where we get along, our daughter doesn’t have a meltdown, and she gets off her phone for more than 30 min and we go outside or something.

I work hard and try to keep the peace! I do like to be bad, it’s always been in my nature. I’ve been sober for 4 years, never had an in person affair, don’t gamble on sports, but there’s always a voice in the back of my head telling me to do some reckless shit. I like to not scan all my groceries, yeah I’m badass. The downside is, I’m non confrontational. So I accept the boring, plain life I have and just go to work, pay the bills, cook the dinners and clean up the messes quietly.

I want to be bad. With you. With someone who laughs but also loves keeping this secret. Who knows that cherishing the moments of a day to sneak away keep things fresh and exciting for us both to cover up the yucky, bland, mundane existence that we have to reckon with 24/7.

Like sports? Cool! Like to read, also cool, just don’t expect me to know books you enjoyed- I need to step up my reading game. Into trivia? Hell yeah! If you’re short, curvy and all that, now we are talking my language.

I’m laid back, respectful, but also edgy for the right girl. I want to make this work. I want you to want this to work. I like using telegram. I can’t use much else without risking OPSEC- which I won’t do!

Message me?