u/ButterflyIcy3605

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 40 and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
3. Beards are cool
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
8. Good conversation is important
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch.

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 40 and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
3. Beards are cool
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
8. Good conversation is important
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch.

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 40 and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
3. Beards are cool
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
8. Good conversation is important
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch.

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 40 and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
3. Beards are cool
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
8. Good conversation is important
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch.

Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 40 and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.

2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.

3. Beards are cool

4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.

5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.

6. You’re a parent. See # 4

7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.

8. Good conversation is important

9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack

10. Sarcasm is an art form.

11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch.