u/Captain_Tourettes

[M4F] 46 - Michigan. Morning chat? Preferably nearby and weird. Into breeding,public play, free use, etc. Alt/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. - Session: in comments Teleguard: 4FKEAXPMY Telegram: Lanstronaut

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 9 days ago

46 [M4F] #Lansing, Michigan - Looking for a discreet partner wanting to explore kinks. Alt/goth/nerdy/weird vibes are a bonus...

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Looking for someone to chat with, explore and connect with IRL eventually, so hopefully nearby. Into kink, but vanilla background. I'm open to just about anything though. Would like to chat and/or preferably meet a woman who is intrigued or aroused by or have similar fantasies.

As per title, alternative/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. Generally attracted to all body types - perceived “inexperienced” , “dorky” , “nerdy” and petite types particularly titillating. I’ve become increasingly more intrigued lately by age gap relationships. The type where if people saw the two together, they’d hesitate to assume they were a couple because of the age difference.

An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm. Weird with a solid sense of humor.

Bald, bearded, and built for comfort. I come with built-in stubble and a lifetime membership to the Dad Bod Club.

Bonus track, "Baby, do you want to come home with me? I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 11 days ago

46 [M4F] #Michigan - Thick cock and kinky mind. Looking for nearby discreet play. Alt, goth, nerdy and petite vibes are a bonus ...

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Looking for someone to chat with and eventually explore with, so preferably nearby. Heavy fantasies involving kink. I'm open to just about anything though. Would like to chat and/or preferably meet a woman who is intrigued or aroused by or have similar fantasies.

An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm.

Bald, bearded, and built for comfort. I come with built-in stubble and a lifetime membership to the Dad Bod Club.

Let's get weird together.

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 12 days ago

[M4F] 46 - Michigan. Morning chat? Preferably nearby and weird. Into breeding,public play, free use, etc. Alt/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. - Session: in comments Teleguard: 4FKEAXPMY Telegram: Lanstronaut

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 12 days ago

[M4F] 46 - Michigan. Morning chat? Preferably nearby and weird. Who needs to become a mother? Lol Into breeding,public play, free use, etc. Alt/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. - Session: in comments Teleguard: 4FKEAXPMY Telegram: Lanstronaut

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 14 days ago

[M4F] 46 - Michigan. Where the nearby goth/alts at? Looking for petite wanting to explore kink IRL. CNC, public play, etc - Session: in comments Teleguard: 4FKEAXPMY

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 14 days ago

46 [M4F] #Lansing, Michigan - Looking for a discreet partner wanting to explore kinks. Alt/goth/nerdy/weird vibes are a bonus...

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Looking for someone to chat with, explore and connect with IRL eventually, so hopefully nearby. Into kink, but vanilla background. I'm open to just about anything though. Would like to chat and/or preferably meet a woman who is intrigued or aroused by or have similar fantasies.

As per title, alternative/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. Generally attracted to all body types - perceived “inexperienced” , “dorky” , “nerdy” and petite types particularly titillating. I’ve become increasingly more intrigued lately by age gap relationships. The type where if people saw the two together, they’d hesitate to assume they were a couple because of the age difference.

An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm. Weird with a solid sense of humor.

Bald, bearded, and built for comfort. I come with built-in stubble and a lifetime membership to the Dad Bod Club.

Bonus track, "Baby, do you want to come home with me? I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 14 days ago
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Looking for someone to explore with. Heavy fantasies involving kink. I'm open to just about anything though. Would like to chat and/or preferably meet a woman who is intrigued or aroused by or have similar fantasies.

An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm.

Bald, bearded, and built for comfort. I come with built-in stubble and a lifetime membership to the Dad Bod Club.

Let's get weird together.

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 18 days ago

I've had this fantasy of being seduced by a full suit, open to many different scenarios If you're looking to play though. If you're nearby, I'd love to hear from you. An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm. Dad bod+bald+beard. Message me if you are looking for someone too.

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 18 days ago

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Looking for someone to chat with, explore and connect with IRL eventually, so hopefully nearby. Into kink, but vanilla background. I'm open to just about anything though. Would like to chat and/or preferably meet a woman who is intrigued or aroused by or have similar fantasies.

As per title, alternative/goth/nerdy vibes are a bonus. Generally attracted to all body types - perceived “inexperienced” , “dorky” , “nerdy” and petite types particularly titillating. I’ve become increasingly more intrigued lately by age gap relationships. The type where if people saw the two together, they’d hesitate to assume they were a couple because of the age difference.

An erotic mind and open and interesting banter go the longest way. I've got a dark sense of humor and heavy on sarcasm. Weird with a solid sense of humor.

Bald, bearded, and built for comfort. I come with built-in stubble and a lifetime membership to the Dad Bod Club.

Bonus track, "Baby, do you want to come home with me? I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 19 days ago

Into pretty much anything considered nerdy or weird, TV and movies, and starting dumb subreddits. Tell me how much you hate ticks...

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u/Captain_Tourettes — 29 days ago