I can't tell.
There certainly aren't a bunch of bored subless Dommes crying and waving their arms to and fro about it being payday and trying to get a scrap of attention.
For people with jobs yes it very much might be a payday. Doesn't mean its yours.
I get that you're trying to get engagement and get noticed but the constant screaming on every Friday in here is getting borderline silly.
I mean BPD mixed with bipolar rants and crashing out where you disappear for days only to come back and pretend nothing happened.
I mean crying fits where you rant and moan about your toxic ex who burned your clothes only to keep going back to him.
I mean love bombing, gaslighting and carrying a burn book with everyone you are going to get vengeance upon.
I mean daddy issues to the point where you trauma bond with TV characters.
How much would a dynamic like this cost actually?
I just absolutely can't find anyone like this. Like a diamond in a sea of glass.
New subs are about to drop!
Get your orders in.
We have had many subs mysteriously go missing lately (still investigating this) but June 1st we will have a fresh restock of shiny new subs!
Available for order:
22 u/deleted subs. These subs will dm you and after two to three messages back and forth will spontaneously nut and disappear forever.
12 timewasters. No explanation needed.
1 femsub. Yes. Get your order in fast! These always go very quickly.
3 emotionally unavailable subs. These subs will grey rock you almost instantly. Be prepared to carry entire conversations as they try to hide their reddit shenanigans from their wife.
1 narcissist psycho sub. For some reason these are just as popular as femsubs. Be ready to be stalked, harassed and lovebombed. Yay fun!
5 low effort subs. Get ready for incomplete tasks, ignored instructions and diminishing sends.
3 good boy subs. Always a sell out. These are your golden retriever subs. Loyal, hangs on your every word and willing to listen to you talk about your day shopping at Target.
And finally
4 vampire hunter subs. Yes we are fighting back. No more subs drained of their blood found laying on the steps of paypigsseekingvanilla. Your days are numbered, undead TikTok creatures.
Time to confess your findom sins before a jury of your peers. Will your sins be absolved? Who knows. I just want to read some dumb shit.
If you turn your confession into a low key advertisement you will be automatically sentenced to 50 hours community service reading through the scum findom subreddit.
I'm up to five and closing in on six.
How many did you block today?
If your entire profile and post history is just middle fingers and ad after ad....why are you upset when you keep finding one time sessions.
If you are truly searching for long term and more personal dynamics then "advertise" that, also. Show your humanity somewhere. Show your uniqueness.
Show off your garden. Show off your pets. Your book collection. Your bong collection. Whatever.
Write about your favorite things that have nothing to do with kink.
This will make people who are interested in more than a one time wank session pay attention.
I consider myself a "relationship sub". Not a "dynamic sub."Even though these relationships don't always work out, I'm still trying for the long haul every time.
If you wish to be a "relationship Domme" or even having more long term dynamics then consider fleshing out your personal page with posts that go beyond titillation and attracting hand-humpers.
Think about who you want to attract. That's how you actually manifest.
Due to all the posts about Mother's Day and how it directly ties into the kink of findom I have decided to make a throne. You can find it conveniently located on my profile but no gooning!!!
Everyone who wants to send to a real taco eating Mama Bronto Domme.... today is your lucky day.
Thank you to everyone who taught me that Mothers Day is not about family or the bond between a Mother and her child, but indulging in a para social kink where you buy feet pics and goon in chastity cages. I feel so much better now!
Just stop it. Stop sending me money to my cashapp conveniently located on my profile. I mean it!
I am currently open to new Dommes.
Positions Available and going fast.
Upvote/Downvote Sub. I will upvote all your content and also downvote all posts of up to two of your enemies. Two Positions available.
Gossip Sub. Only one spot available as this takes up a lot of my time. I will share all gossip I have learned from various subreddits, telegram chats and discord groups about the various and sundry characters around here. I will appreciate your gossip as well. This role is quite symbiotic and requires a level of reciprocity.
Taco Sub. I will eat lots of tacos and share pictures and videos of me eating them. You can assist in the reviews of said tacos. Three positions available.
Nap Sub. We take naps together and then talk about them. One spot left.
TV Sub. We watch Euphoria or other quality television together and discuss afterwards. Must be okay with listening to me eating Doritos over the phone. No spots left. Leave an application to be added to the queue.
Dino Sub. We will roleplay as different dinosaurs. Please have your own costume. I have a triceratops with dildo horns and a Stegosaurus with removable nipples but I do expect you to have your own if you wish to roleplay/ session.
I've been reflecting on my time in kink and 7 years on Reddit as an angel sub. I limit myself to only serving 35 Dommes at once. Not 34. Not 36. 35.
This is the magic number I limit myself to. I turn down Dommes every day because it isn't fair to the ones I do have. I only have so much bandwidth and time each day.
Things do eventually end with some Dommes. It's never hardly their choice but I have to send them on their way if they no longer want to indulge in dinoplay or listen to me talk about Xena Warrior Princess.
I recently acquired an apprentice and am offloading some Dommes to him. My hope is that some of them transition to other lesser, but still viable subs.
Scarcity does drive dynamics. I keep my roster very small to 35 so that everyone gets the attention they deserve.
So my question is for Dommes. How do you make yourself attractive and a good option for a sub? Does it make you try harder knowing there are limited spaces in a subs stable?
For the subs. How many Dommes do you keep in your stable? And what makes a Domme stand out and qualify for your approval?
There's a new phenomenon happening across reddit findom. It's on everyones mind, everyone's tongue. SCAMFindom.
Or. Softly Cuddling All Men - Findom.
Celebrate the submissive men in your life the SCAM way. With forehead kisses and cuddling them to sleep...it's a new era in findom.
And you can be a part of it.
Now accepting applications at the domain SCAMFindom.org. All applicants are subject to a background check, drug test (you must do drugs), and mental health stability test. Must supply three references from past relationships.
You must love the concept of allowing your sub multiple orgasms per day, while supplying him with a steady stream of dirty socks.
You must love the idea of being the big spoon to your little subbie spoon.
It's a new era. Apply today!
I would make soooo much money as a catfish if I did it. It's something to consider. I have no allegiance to subs and actually dislike most of them.
Who knows?
Most chaotic nightmare blunt rotation?
Kandykisses, me, celery, flashing colors, random mod from fdsg, hey I'm not deleted, red leather
Whatcha got?
Mine is when a Dome says her bank can't accept my large sends. That they trigger auto detect warnings from the bank. 😬
I can't stand it when Domes don't have enough payment apps to accommodate me. Gives me the icccck frfr
Can we get back to the important stuff? Let's pause being petty, virtue signaling, vague posting, bait posting, asking who messages first, who sends a tribute, who shacked up with your momma, and everything else for the rest of the night.
And instead talk about what is really important.
Did dinosaurs have sexy, perky, pink nipples or (as indicated in the Old Testament) were they gray like little rusty pebbles and merely functional and not pleasure based?
Let's get into it and be sure to cite sources.
Translation: I can't attract or find any subs so I'm going to annoy and bother the random people following me in hopes of getting a scrap of attention and maybe a twenty dollar bill.