Okay, I can't rock the moustache he does, but I do have a short beard. Maybe I should be your Coach Beard. Dang. Missed opportunity in the title. And he's a bit of a freak, too..
Either way, I'm unassuming and overly friendly. I have the gift of gab and love to find the bright side in things. And maybe I'm also here to run away from my problems rather than confront and fix them.
So what am I actually looking for? I'm looking for someone to laugh with and spend time getting to know. Let's take our time. No rush into anything too quickly. Let's share deep cuts and dark biting with one another. The more sarcastic you are, the better. Physical attraction matters,of course, but that's meaningless without a mental connection first. I'd definitely like somebody local to eventually maybe meet up. Bonus points if you're somewhere in the Southeast US, but not absolutely essential.
Who are you?
A beautiful soul with a great sense of humor. Be goofy, confident, and secure with yourself. Age isn't a huge issue, but let's say 30-45 or so. Mutual physical attraction matters, but personality has to mesh first.
What do you get out of this?
Do you like random trivia and fun facts? I hope so. I'm full of them. I'm very tall, pretty good looking, moderately intelligent, and questionably hilarious. Truth be told, I will absolutely make you laugh and, hopefully, we'll crave being around one another before this all comes crashing down on us. Let's spend what time we can together and find some brightness in this world.