u/Chippy_Scene

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama…

Or, let me drive you around, help you with chores and errands, and take you out to dinner while you tell me all about your husband. I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

All my friends are girls. Almost everyone I have on Snapchat, all girls.

It’s been this way since high school. Boys were mean to me. Girls were safe to be friends with.

I hated feeling like the odd one out for being a boy. But they assured me they saw me as just as much of a friend.

I started adopting their mannerisms a bit more, subconsciously, or to fit in. It’s hard to act like a man when you only talk to women.

I love them, I’m always treated sweetly. They always included me on whatever they were doing, even if it wasn’t something a boy would really be interested in.

I picked up some makeup skills from watching my friends do it so often. Their idea, but I went along with it. Now I like to touch up my face along with them before we go out to bars.

This is what happens: I meet a girl, go on a date with her, she sees me as a friend because I’m feminine, and we become just friends.

Rinse, repeat, more girl friends than I know what to do with.

Dozens of girls see me as just one of them. I still want them to be impressed by me somehow.

I’m sitting at home, doing my makeup, while Abby texts me about her hookup. He’s a blue collar guy.

I’m waiting for my lashes to dry.

I’m one of the girls now.

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏

Want a guy to listen to you, be always emotionally available, and crushing on you, without any of the headache? Sounds like you need a simp!

I respect your decision to keep me in the friendzone; I'm just lucky to talk with you, praise you, compliment you, and hear all about whatever's on your mind. Whether you want to rant about work, fish for compliments, gush about your date last night, or tell me friend drama, I'm so here for it all. I know I'll never have a chance, but at least I can be your loyal sidekick!

Can I please be your simp?🙏