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* Now Hiring: Corporate Stress Relief Specialist

*Do you find yourself stressed out and in need of a good laugh? If so, you’re definitely not alone and this job opportunity might be perfect for you.*
*Nowadays, mental health is more important than ever, and one of the biggest contributors to stress is work itself. That’s why our office has begun experimenting with new ways to improve morale, reduce stress, and boost productivity while creating exciting new job opportunities along the way.*
*If you have a good sense of humor, a kind heart, and happen to be a little ticklish, we’d love for you to apply!*
*This position involves several equally important responsibilities:*
**1. The Tickle Desk Program**
*Employees will spend part of their workday seated at our newest invention, the “Tickle Desk.” While fully functional as a normal workstation, the desk is specially designed with discreet openings that allow stressed coworkers to harmlessly let loose by tickling exposed ticklish spots such as feet, sides, underarms, or anywhere else the employee is comfortable with.*
**2. Meeting Stress Relief Duties**
*Applicants who are especially ticklish may also be selected to participate in meetings as a designated “stress reliever.” During high pressure discussions, coworkers may take turns playfully tickling the employee to help lighten the mood and keep tensions low.*
**3. Emergency Stress Response Team**
*During especially difficult workdays, employees may occasionally be called upon by management to assist overwhelmed coworkers through quick morale boosting tickle sessions intended to calm tensions and restore positive energy throughout the office.*
**4. Break Room Entertainment**
*During lunch breaks, office parties, or company events, employees may help maintain workplace morale by participating in tickle related activities to help keep stress at a minimum around the clock!*

Do you find yourself stressed out and in need of a good laugh? If so, you’re definitely not alone and this job opportunity might be perfect for you.
Nowadays, mental health is more important than ever, and one of the biggest contributors to stress is work itself. That’s why our office has begun experimenting with new ways to improve morale, reduce stress, and boost productivity while creating exciting new job opportunities along the way.
If you have a good sense of humor, a kind heart, and happen to be a little ticklish, we’d love for you to apply!
This position involves several equally important responsibilities:
1. The Tickle Desk Program
Employees will spend part of their workday seated at our newest invention, the “Tickle Desk.” While fully functional as a normal workstation, the desk is specially designed with discreet openings that allow stressed coworkers to harmlessly let loose by tickling exposed ticklish spots such as feet, sides, underarms, or anywhere else the employee is comfortable with.
2. Meeting Stress Relief Duties
Applicants who are especially ticklish may also be selected to participate in meetings as a designated “stress reliever.” During high pressure discussions, coworkers may take turns playfully tickling the employee to help lighten the mood and keep tensions low.
3. Emergency Stress Response Team
During especially difficult workdays, employees may occasionally be called upon by management to assist overwhelmed coworkers through quick morale boosting tickle sessions intended to calm tensions and restore positive energy throughout the office.
4. Break Room Entertainment
During lunch breaks, office parties, or company events, employees may help maintain workplace morale by participating in tickle related activities to help keep stress at a minimum around the clock!

Anyone up for a quick roleplay? I’m Up late and bored an would love to tickle some feet!