u/Ctrl_Alt_Abstergo

I had this thought the other morning that it’s really sad that girls will never get to experience what it’s like to grind your morning wood into the mattress, but then I realized that there’s a lot of things about having a dick that girls will never experience first-hand.

So, I wanted to make myself available to answer questions. Perverted questions, academic questions, invasive questions, I’ll answer them all.

Not only do I have a dick (obviously), it’s really big, so I can answer pretty much anything you’d want to know. Just introduce yourself in your first message so I know you read the whole post!

I had this thought while I was in bed the other morning that it’s really sad that girls will never get to experience what it’s like to grind your morning wood into the mattress, but then I realized that there’s a lot of things about having a dick that girls will never experience first-hand.

So, I wanted to make myself available to answer questions. Perverted questions, academic questions, invasive questions, I’ll answer them all.

Not only do I have a dick (obviously), it’s really big, so I can answer pretty much anything you’d want to know. Just introduce yourself in your first message so I know you read the whole post!

I had this thought this morning that it’s really sad that girls will never get to experience what it’s like to grind your morning wood into the mattress, but then I realized that there’s a lot of things about having a dick that girls will never experience first-hand.

So, I wanted to make myself available to answer questions. Perverted questions, academic questions, invasive questions, I’ll answer them all.

Not only do I have a dick (obviously), it’s really big, so I can answer pretty much anything you’d want to know. Just introduce yourself in your first message so I know you read the whole post!