Look, I get it. Finding someone worthwhile on here is a slog. Between the eternally horny or monotonous boring chats, how do you find someone attractive, funny, and eloquent who can give you butterflies in your stomach and a racing heart in your chest?
Well, here's how. You keep reading this post.
I am your antidote to all of that. I'm the the guy that's both easy to talk to about anything and everything - from your biggest hopes and dreams for more, to your daily tedium. I'm a classically handsome (though didn't realize until later in life) and a great listener, with no kids and a career where I set my own hours and work from home, I have plenty of time to dote on the right person. And from the length of this post, you'll see I have no expressing myself across multiple syllables, even complete sentences! And even though it's getting harder to prove this, this post was written the old fashioned way without any AI drivel.
But I'm not a panacea. Even the most open minded woman reading will and should be looking for some kind of gotcha, so lets do that now.
I'm in California and would love the chance to turn this into something in real life, but it's not necessary. Passing each other's vibe checks is more important. I work out but not constantly, and so I do have a dad bod, even if I don't have the excuse of being a dad. I'm curious and so I ask a lot of questions because I want to get to know you. This means I want to have lots of non-sexual conversations, which has been more of an issue than I expected to be honest. I'm not hugely into sports and an unabashed nerd about somethings, so if you're looking for a jock type, I totally respect that, but I'm not going to be your cup of tea.
Still reading? Excellent! I want to be the reason why you smile when you check for my dms first thing in the morning. While I will always respect your work and home life, I can't promise your productivity will survive unscathed, at least until we find our rhythm. I want you to know you're on my mind, and be on yours. Whether it be sweet nothings, silly memes, gifs or reddit posts you came across, or more pulse-quickening conversations, it's all fair game.
Speaking of pulse-quickening, with luck we'll get to this part soon enough, but romance and affection is something that I want and you should too. For that side of me, I am kinky and play more dominantly. I have a thing for short, curvy, submissive women, so if that's you - we're both in luck. Despite the unfortunate reality of my dead bedroom at home, I am very likely the most open-minded man you'll ever meet. Our chats will be completely free of shame, guilt or judgement of any kind. You likely won't be able to shock me, but I'd LOVE to see you try. My biggest kink is fulfilling my partner's fantasies, so you should definitely take me up on that.
I will be completely open, and so you can feel free to ask me anything you want. I will always speak my mind. It's the only way to build trust and the more fulfilling connections that come with it.
If you made it all the way down here, I'd love to connect with you. Just send me a dm, starting with what you liked about my post. I'll take it from there!