u/Efficient_Storage923

Did you know Tuesdays are actually the worst day? It's a terrible secret they don't want you to know. A carefully orchestrated propaganda campaign, carefully coordinated between the NSA, CIA, the Illuminati and the Pentaverate, has you believing Mondays are the worst days...I can tell you more if you send me a chat. We can't talk here...

In addition to being a reddit investigatory journalist, I am:

A Tall, laid back, intelligent, in-shape, professional, educated, girl dad, open-minded, terrific sense of humor, active, and generally takes nothing seriously.

I have been working from home full time and I love it! But, I do I miss the attention and flirting with women at work. I have always enjoyed meeting and talking with people on the internet--I have since the nascent days of AOL. There is something so fun about the anonymity of it and getting to know them from the start. Getting excited to hear from someone, that spark of excitement to meet someone new, sneaking away to secretly text and knowing they're smiling, doing the same thing? It's intoxicating. This is the part where most posts seems to state the goals for being here. But I find it best to have no expectations whatsoever on this site. We all have IRL lives and sometimes those interfere, so if you disappear I don't take it personally. If you lose all interest and ghost, I don't take it personally. This should be fun for all, if it isn't, no worries! I really want this to be pressure free and fun. That's it.

I also write for a living, so you can expect fully formed sentences, well-thought-out responses, and proper use of they're/their/there, you're/your, AND affect/effect. Sexy, huh?

If you're interested, I'd love to hear from you! Lets talk and see where it goes?

I see post after post looking for "THE ONE!" and "long term love affairs!" And I wonder how many people actually find that here?

I want to go in the other direction: let's just get naked. Jump right to it. What do you say?

I am a tall, objectively attractive redhead, possibly with a soul, that's to be determined.

After being married for more than a dozen years, I miss hot, meaningless, passionate sex. Meeting a total stranger, hitting it off, having amazing sex, and then parting ways as friends.

And let's be honest, shall we? Most dudes on here posting about connection are really say this. I am just honest about it 🤣

Most people think Mondays are the worst--it's actually Tuesday. This is a result of years of manipulation and propaganda, carried out by a conspiracy between the CIA, NSA, the Illuminati, and the Pentaverate, to take the onus off Tuesday and make Monday the criminal (It's true! I read it on Twitter/X!)! Tuesday is the 45-degree, overcast, rainy day of the week--there is literally nothing about Tuesday that's exciting. Follow me for more riveting insights...most sane people don't really care about! 🤣

Aside from being a self-appointed, self-important reddit/twitter/x investagatory journalist, I:

• Love talking online, all the way back to the old school chat rooms. There is something exhilarating about meeting a complete stranger and hitting it off!
• Am 6'3" 245 or so, in good shape--I take care of myself, work out regularly
• Am open, honest (I do get the irony of being honest on this sub!), good conversationalist, great sense of humor.
• Write for a living, I have a strong opinion about the oxford comma, and you can also expect the proper use of They're/There/Their, Your/You're, AND Affect/Effect
• I love anything outside--in all seasons: camping, hiking, skiing, camping. Love the beach and the ocean, love just sitting in a chair, relaxing on a tropical island. Also love 20 degree days on an awesome mountain
• Am laid back and fun!

I'm generally looking for someone fun, interesting, and with a great sense of humor--that's really it. I have no expectations on this site--I understand things come up that interfere, so I am happy to chat for as long as it goes.

So lets live extemporaneously, before the responsibilities of spouses and kids, and see what happens? I sincerely hope to hear from you!

Most people think Mondays are the worst--it's actually Tuesday. This is a result of years of manipulation and propaganda, carried out by a conspiracy between the CIA, NSA, the Illuminati, and the Pentaverate, to take the onus off Tuesday and make Monday the criminal (It's true! I read it on Twitter/X!)! Tuesday is the 45-degree, overcast, rainy day of the week--there is literally nothing about Tuesday that's exciting. Follow me for more riveting insights...most sane people don't really care about! 🤣

Aside from being a self-appointed, self-important reddit/twitter/x investagatory journalist, I:

• Love talking online, all the way back to the old school chat rooms. There is something exhilarating about meeting a complete stranger and hitting it off!
• Am 6'3" 245 or so, in good shape--I take care of myself, work out regularly
• Am open, honest (I do get the irony of being honest on this sub!), good conversationalist, great sense of humor.
• Write for a living, I have a strong opinion about the oxford comma, and you can also expect the proper use of They're/There/Their, Your/You're, AND Affect/Effect
• I love anything outside--in all seasons: camping, hiking, skiing, camping. Love the beach and the ocean, love just sitting in a chair, relaxing on a tropical island. Also love 20 degree days on an awesome mountain
• Am laid back and fun!

I'm generally looking for someone fun, interesting, and with a great sense of humor--that's really it. I have no expectations on this site--I understand things come up that interfere, so I am happy to chat for as long as it goes.

So lets live extemporaneously, before the responsibilities of spouses and kids, and see what happens? I sincerely hope to hear from you!