u/ElderberryCertain16

Being here is the ultimate risk and the ultimate rush.. a thrill like no other. Do you feel it to? The adrenaline that pumps as you are figuring out who you’re talking to.. at least from a physical standpoint. I want that, but match my energy when I say, I want to see you and say.. damn.. you are incredibly attractive. It’s not a shallow request, it’s a mutual request. aren’t we all after something with mutual excitement and infatuation?

From there, let the chase be on. Eye test.. passed. Personality test.. i listen, I pursue. From there.. let’s make magic. Let’s share ourselves with each other.. thoughts you can’t tell your husband, your friends, your family. Like maybe it does annoy me that my wife won’t listen to the struggles I go through at work. can I vent to you? but take this as spouse bashing.. that I’m not a fan of

A little about me:

- eye test ratings come back at 100%.. sorry, but it’s true. Maybe you can lower my rating and honestly, I’d be okay with that.. I’m not desperate.

- physically, I’m in shape and I’m fit.. 6ft, 175 pounds, athletic and the mix between a runners body and a swimmers body.. don’t worry I’ll show you and it‘ll be sfw.

- Educated, corporate ladder climber, and traveler for work.. sometimes is hard to reconnect after traveling this much. I still need to vent here and there, you know?

- I work in marketing, so I’m much more of a creative, high-energy, visionary type.

- emotionally I’m mature, can handle rejection if the vibes aren‘t there.. again, not desperate. more so, intrigued. I can talk for hours.. I LOVE a good chase

- hobbies: sports, traveling, hiking, camping, frequenting parks, happy hours, staring deeply into your eyes and showing you a level of attentiveness you haven’t experienced

- style.. I am clean cut, 5 oclock shadow, no tattoos, business casual or your favorite brand of athleisure wear

- Dad, husband, friend.

What I’m loosely looking for: A great mom, a *good* wife.. none of us are supposed to be here.. but you know there’s levels to that. I’m looking for the “damn, what are you doing here?“.

I can’t change the header now, but 32 M4F!

I miss the chase. I miss the newness.. Spark is a word that I think every post has in it?? Guess I’ll use it, too.

But before we begin this race, what’s the prize? you, of course.. I’m hoping you’re emotionally available, attractive, ready to be vulnerable, and will share your life with me. And when I say share your life with me, I do mean secondarily.. tell me about your day? your dreams, your goals, the things you wish you could say, but don’t have that outlet.

What’s chasing you? A 32 year old, attractive, fit, successful, outgoing, dad of 2! To unpack that:

- Born in 1993

- haven’t lost a face card play yet.. and by lost I mean I usually get the “wow, what are you doing here“

- Not a gym bro, more like a I can run a mile in 6 and half minutes, swim laps in the pool, and yeah I do lift, just not religiously. I take care of myself is the easiest way to put it

- Educated, Corporate, People Leader.. I work in marketing so I’m more creative

- Lover of sports, outdoors, travels, good food, great company, cocktails, animals, parks with the kiddos, Target on a Saturday lol

- Hair is thick, wavy brown, eyes are blue, athletic built at 6ft, weight around 170!

- style: athleisure wear, but country club dad for work!

I’m your normal guy next door that shouldn’t be here. Maybe I’m a little under appreciated at the moment and I’m hoping some good conversation can help with that.

Bonus points awarded if you live an active lifestyle, take care of yourself, chase kids around.. double bonus points if you definitely shouldn’t be here.. triple extra points if you’re from the south!

Let me know how many bonus points you get awarded tonight :) and also what makes you a unicorn?? Looking forward to getting to know you!

Have a great night!!

Let me guess.. you work from home? Lunch break? Even better, you’re actually at work and just ever so curious who you’d meet here. Maybe you’re a SAHM.. kids are napping.. this is probably the most opportune time to be here anyways.. since you’re actually alone.

A little about me: I’m married, obviously, I work a corporate job that I love. I’m fit and in shape.. promise I usually get the “wow, you’re attractive“ line when I swap a pic. I’m outgoing, educated, enjoy great conversation, and love a good chase! I’m 6ft, 175 pounds, brown hair and blue eyes! Nice 5 o’clock shadow. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed in what you see from my end.

I have toddlers, I live a pretty good suburban dad life! I love sports, being outside, traveling, parks.. shoot, let’s go to target on a Saturday morning after getting coffee.

What I’m looking for.. magic. unicorn level magic. shouldn’t be here.. but willing to take the risk! Tell me what you’re here for, what makes you a unicorn, please?

I‘m from the south and I’m in EST! Prefer married with kids, please! same risk, same reward :)

Before I get to the story, I’m 32, married, I have kids.. I am outgoing, fit, would consider myself successful in my profession.. I am in shape, active, handsome.. good head of brown hair, blue eyes! I‘m 6ft.. 175 pounds. I promise you’ll like what you see here.

What I’m hoping to find is someone attractive, available but wants secrecy.. maybe you’re even fully invested in your marriage and you just want something a little more fun in life.. who knows? But this will be worth it, I have no doubt.

So picture this.. you’re at a bar, alone.. which, maybe you get that for work, or maybe this is a pipe dream because you don’t get out much. You pulled out a cute outfit. You want to be seen, but not look available. Flirt? Maybe jussttt the tiniest bit because you haven’t been flirted with in a while. Here comes an attractive guy that travels for work. He sits down beside you, orders a drink and asks what you're drinking.. this is where you come in. what are you drinking?

He asks where you’re from.. and you say…

This is just getting started.. let’s let our imagination take over. Help me tell this story and let’s see if it will never end 😏

I miss the chase. I miss the newness.. Spark is a word that I think every post has in it?? Guess I’ll use it, too.

But before we begin this race, what’s the prize? you, of course.. I’m hoping you’re emotionally available, attractive, ready to be vulnerable, and will share your life with me. And when I say share your life with me, I do mean secondarily.. tell me about your day? your dreams, your goals, the things you wish you could say, but don’t have that outlet.

What’s chasing you? A 32 year old, attractive, fit, successful, outgoing, dad of 2! To unpack that:

- Born in 1993

- haven’t lost a face card play yet.. and by lost I mean I usually get the “wow, what are you doing here“

- Not a gym bro, more like a I can run a mile in 6 and half minutes, swim laps in the pool, and yeah I do lift, just not religiously. I take care of myself is the easiest way to put it

- Educated, Corporate, People Leader.. I work in marketing so I’m more creative

- Lover of sports, outdoors, travels, good food, great company, cocktails, animals, parks with the kiddos, Target on a Saturday lol

- Hair is thick, wavy brown, eyes are blue, athletic built at 6ft, weight around 170!

- style: athleisure wear, but country club dad for work!

I’m your normal guy next door that shouldn’t be here. Maybe I’m a little under appreciated at the moment and I’m hoping some good conversation can help with that.

Bonus points awarded if you live an active lifestyle, take care of yourself, chase kids around.. double bonus points if you definitely shouldn’t be here.. triple extra points if you’re from the south!

Let me know how many bonus points you get awarded tonight :)

Have a great night!!

Being here is the ultimate risk and the ultimate rush.. a thrill like no other. Do you feel it to? The adrenaline that pumps as you are figuring out who you’re talking to.. at least from a physical standpoint. I want that, but match my energy when I say, I want to see you and say.. damn.. you are incredibly attractive. It’s not a shallow request, it’s a mutual request. aren’t we all after something with mutual excitement and infatuation?

From there, let the chase be on. Eye test.. passed. Personality test.. 3 day to decide at minimum. From there.. let’s make magic. Let’s share ourselves with each other.. thoughts you can’t tell your husband, your friends, your family. Like maybe it does annoy me that my wife won’t listen to the struggles I go through at work. can I vent to you?

A little about me:

- eye test ratings come back at 100%.. sorry, but it’s true. Maybe you can lower my rating and honestly, I’d be okay with that.. I’m not desperate.

- physically, I’m in shape and I’m fit.. 6ft, 175 pounds, athletic and the mix between a runners body and a swimmers body.. don’t worry I’ll show you and it‘ll be sfw.

- Educated, corporate ladder climber, and traveler for work.. sometimes is hard to reconnect after traveling this much. I still need to vent here and there, you know?

- I work in marketing, so I’m much more of a creative, high-energy, visionary type.

- emotionally I’m mature, can handle rejection if the vibes aren‘t there.. again, not desperate. more so, intrigued. I can talk for hours.. I LOVE a good chase

- hobbies: sports, traveling, hiking, camping, frequenting parks, happy hours, staring deeply into your eyes and showing you a level of attentiveness you haven’t experienced

- style.. I am clean cut, 5 oclock shadow, no tattoos, business casual or your favorite brand of athleisure wear

- Dad, husband, friend.

What I’m loosely looking for: A great mom, a *good* wife.. none of us are supposed to be here.. but you know there’s levels to that. I’m looking for the “damn, what are you doing here?“.

Happy Mother’s Day to you, I presume.. animals count to.. it’s 2026, if your dog isn’t your child, what are you doing?

That being said - how was Mother‘s Day? Did it meet/exceed your expectations?

My favorite reel this week was a mom saying she didn’t want to be touched by anyone that came in her or out of here. I enjoyed that.. and tried my best to reciprocate that in my own house, but Toddlers.. maybe you can relate.

Tonight can be the night something amazing happens. I’m hoping for it. I would love to have some exclusive, something unique, something you dream about and look forward to each day. I have a good life at home.. I need this space to be my escape.. when I close my eyes, I want to think of you.

I’m an athletic 6ft, 170ish pound, runner/swimmers body.. brown hair and bluish eyes.. Clean cut, no tattoos, successful, corporate career, outgoing, engaging, fun to be around and talk to.

I travel a good bit for work and actually in my leisure, I do enjoy exploring new places. I love a good patio.. an outdoor brewery.. any place I bring my kids and have a drink.. let’s do it.

I’ve had some success on here and found that I connect best with someone who has at least held a high stress or creative role in their career.. I’m marketing.. but maybe you’re a SAHM now. that’s okay too..

I have a type.. slim to petite, but not a deal breaker.. an attractive face and a great personality goes a hell of a long way.. Outgoing, adventurous, more “wouldn’t expect to find me here”.. as you definitely wouldn’t expect to find me here.. especially on Mother’s Day.. but hey, c’est la vie

what are you doing tonight? wanna hang out?

I miss the chase. I miss the newness.. Spark is a word that I think every post has in it?? Guess I’ll use it, too.

But before we begin this race, what’s the prize? you, of course.. I’m hoping you’re emotionally available, attractive, ready to be vulnerable, and will share your life with me. And when I say share your life with me, I do mean secondarily.. tell me about your day? your dreams, your goals, the things you wish you could say, but don’t have that outlet.

What’s chasing you? A 32 year old, attractive, fit, successful, outgoing, dad of 2! To unpack that:

- Born in 1993

- haven’t lost a face card play yet.. and by lost I mean I usually get the “wow, what are you doing here“

- Not a gym bro, more like a I can run a mile in 6 and half minutes, swim laps in the pool, and yeah I do lift, just not religiously. I take care of myself is the easiest way to put it

- Educated, Corporate, People Leader.. I work in marketing so I’m more creative

- Lover of sports, outdoors, travels, good food, great company, cocktails, animals, parks with the kiddos, Target on a Saturday lol

- Hair is thick, wavy brown, eyes are blue, athletic built at 6ft, weight around 170!

- style: athleisure wear, but country club dad for work!

I’m your normal guy next door that shouldn’t be here. Maybe I’m a little under appreciated at the moment and I’m hoping some good conversation can help with that.

Bonus points awarded if you live an active lifestyle, take care of yourself, chase kids around.. double bonus points if you definitely shouldn’t be here.. triple extra points if you’re from the south!

Have a great night :)

I miss the chase. I miss the newness.. Spark is a word that I think every post has in it?? Guess I’ll use it, too.

But before we begin this race, what’s the prize? you, of course.. I’m hoping you’re emotionally available, attractive, ready to be vulnerable, and will share your life with me. And when I say share your life with me, I do mean secondarily.. tell me about your day? your dreams, your goals, the things you wish you could say, but don’t have that outlet.

What’s chasing you? A 32 year old, attractive, fit, successful, outgoing, dad of 2! To unpack that:

- Born in 1993

- haven’t lost a face card play yet.. and by lost I mean I usually get the “wow, what are you doing here“

- Not a gym bro, more like a I can run a mile in 6 and half minutes, swim laps in the pool, and yeah I do lift, just not religiously. I take care of myself is the easiest way to put it

- Educated, Corporate, People Leader.. I work in marketing so I’m more creative

- Lover of sports, outdoors, travels, good food, great company, cocktails, animals, parks with the kiddos, Target on a Saturday lol

- Hair is thick, wavy brown, eyes are blue, athletic built at 6ft, weight around 170!

- style: athleisure wear, but country club dad for work!

I’m your normal guy next door that shouldn’t be here. Maybe I’m a little under appreciated at the moment and I’m hoping some good conversation can help with that.

Bonus points awarded if you live an active lifestyle, take care of yourself, chase kids around.. double bonus points if you definitely shouldn’t be here.. triple extra points if you’re from the south!

Have a great night :)

If James Bond is a 10, maybe I’m an 8.8; that’s a monster score if you know what I mean..

This will be cliche, but it’s on theme - I’m looking for my ”Bond Girl”. I’m looking for the attractive, fun, flirty, girl who has everything and wants this, too. Let’s get lost getting to know each other. Let’s wow each other with the lives we live. Honestly.. let’s align on our level of attractiveness, too. Beauty can be personality, too.. But I’m guessing you probably get “checked out a lot”, maybe hit on from time to time. Ahh, the feeling of seeing another married woman meet your eyes and smile.. what a feeling.

I’m emotionally available. My life is put together on the outside, looks like the All-American, southern life. Good neighborhood, great job, kids running around.. care to guess what kind of dog I have? But I’m really craving some newness and emotional connection.

Physically.. I’m 6ft, 170ish pounds.. I’m active, in shape, athletic build. Confident you’ll enjoy what you see. I usually get a lot of complements on my blue eyes.

Emotionally, confident you’ll like that part, too.. that comes first. Be my best friend, please! Share your life with me. Tell me your hobbies, your passions, and your desires.

As for hobbies, I enjoy the outdoors, sports, lover of traveling, hiking, seeing new places. What really gets me going, a good cocktail, stimulating conversation, and strong eye contact. I promise I’m a good listener.

Well, if you’re out there.. maybe you’re my unicorn. If so, I would love the chance to get to know you :)

Bonus question - is Iris an affair song? you know, by the Goo Goo Dolls? Personally, Mitchell Tennpenny covered it better.. but the lyrics. “I don’t want the world to see me, But I want you to know who I am..” if you know the song, tell me what you think. If you don’t, culture yourself lol