u/Eleanor_onthefloor

I didn't even look at Reddit all day yesterday. I'm overwhelmed. So many comments and requests and chats. And it's all so lacking in context, especially the names, and my associationwith the pictures, etc. My brain is having difficulties finding associative purchase. Everything I wtite is so long, and in my head I'm like, "geez, no one wants my TLDR baloney.' I take breaks to finish some other tasks and when I return, it was all GONE! I guess that's one way to solve it...

I am about to make a wacky ass orgy post that's gonna bombard me once more, but a closed mouth doesn't get fed! Haha...

I got a room Sunday night because Monday is my birthday, and I can't really be loud at my house. I want to have people over and do karaoke and tell jokes and not care how loud everyone laughs. Also, I struggle to be quiet, in general, but I want to have lots of orgasms, and I don't want to be quiet about it!

We can swap fet profiles. I will do my best to respond and organize. I am hanging with my kid for the daytime tomorrow, and I plan to begin receiving guests around 8pm.

Lookng for contributions of ideas, donations, decorations, and hornypants attendees!

GO!🩵

I used to have a pretty delightful slutlife. It lasted a couple years, and I was so into the happiness it brought to my horniness! I went solo for a spell but fell off because it's A LOT to manage getting as much interaction I desire. I thought I was gonna make a slut comeback (with the same person as my "handler," but, alas, we had a kerfuffle, and I am operating poorly on my own, but I am so, so randy it's ridiculous! My other friend (who I also hope fucks me again with vim and vigor) showed me some very inspiring porn from his reddit scores, and my roommate has met several lovely folks on this app, too. So! I thought I'd give it a go!

We'll be more likely to hit it off if you love music, rock a bit of personal style, aren't entirely stupid, and love exciting and invigorating indoor sports, plus I think most straight people are kinda boring. I have been ruminating on this (and many other facets of my life) for a couple days, and I am ready to bait the hook...

I know I will be most likely swamped with idiocy, low reading comprehension, and insecurity, but there's a gem to be had or 2 or 5 or...you?

There always is!