1 Marcus: You feel weird? You’re not the one who has to workout with these jugs! Yesterday some guy called me fatass… your gonna work out with me from now on okay! Let’s start with squats… tch, myass is perfect…
2 Ethan: God I look freshly eighteen or something! You think I can still drink here… if this body can even handle liquor- or- actually a sex on the beach kinda sounds good right now~
3 David: Gawd, this girl is soo airheaded it’s messing with me! I don’t even know what to do anymore, all I can think about is the bech or maybe, like finding someone cute~ hm? oh yeah, a cute girl… totally…
4 Caleb: Por fin! I look for you guys everywhere! I get stuck in some Latina girl, sí? My English—no bueno, and her friends, they no understand nothing, they just take me with them. Ay díos, it take me hours to escape… okay, maybe we do little shopping also.
5 Scott: Ugh I can’t believe you guys stay young and I end up as some MILF! Her husband has been trying to follow me around it’s getting annoying- say, maybe you can help me get rid of him sweetie… I mean, dude!
6 Tyler: Hey dude! You having fun? You should’ve let me book for you yknow~ so what if I’m enjoying this? I’m a smokin black babe! You should too, you get to chill on an island with a bunch of women~ Now can you help me with my sunscreen!
Detailed starters are more likely to get responded to! Either way I hope you all enjoy!