u/Entertain-Sara

"You're like... 15 minutes late. And you didn't even text??" You were about to strike up a conversation with me, the smoking hot girl sitting next to you at the bar, when my date walked in. My date was a man, if you could call someone as immature as him a man. I was being mean, but he seemed to deserve it.

"You gotta wait for the prize!" the man said, with a ton of unearned confidence.

I laughed hard at that one. "You? The prize? You don't even look like your profile pictures - did you use that fucking AI shit or something?"

"Let's not focus on what I look like. Let's focus on what you would look like... naked in my..."

He couldn't even complete the line before my drink was thrown in his face, creating quite the commotion. Luckily he realized it was a lost cause, and he just left, yelling a few obscenities as he did so.

"Another drink, please" I smiled at the bartender, who replied "sure, on the house".

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I like themes where I'm secretly a little bi, but I act 100% straight. You're a girl who's so into me, you're willing to try and change my mind anyway... and you're willing to demean yourself in the process, both emotionally and sexually. Ideally, you aren't even into most of these kinks, but do them because they're the only way to keep my attention. However, I don't want the stupid porn logic of "meet me at my place and I'll stick my tongue anywhere you want" - porn logic results in a block.

I want things to flow naturally. I want it to feel like genuine buildup, chemistry, flirting.

Tell me how mean you want me to be - subtly so, or overtly over the top. If you don't specify, I'll assume you haven't fully read this post.

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Kinks: Humiliation, degradation, dirty talk, one-sided pleasure (mine), dubcon, spitting, getting rimmed, giving golden showers, sometimes light scat

Limits: Men, kids, short replies, lack of detail

I only play over Reddit chat.

I love tropical vacations with my college friends. The resorts are full of young attractive people having fun. And of course I'm checking everyone out - guys, girls. Who wouldn't check out a huge pair of tits shaking in a tiny bikini? But just because I stared for a second or two too long doesn't make me gay. You, however, definitely got the wrong idea.

Which is why you started hitting on me. At the pool, at the beach, at the parties at night. I responded the way I usually do to unwanted advances from guys - being a giant bitch. "Are those things even real? They are? They don't look it". A lie, of course they looked real, I just wanted to get you to stop hitting on me. "Eh, what do I know about tits, I'm straight". I didn't know why you didn't believe me.

If I had any experience with girls, I might have noticed that the meaner I was to you, the more into me you seemed to be. I was young and I didn't get it. But it was starting to become fun to be mean to you, and have you respond so positively to it.

"Do you hate me? Do you want me to stop bothering you?" you asked, with doe eyes and a pathetic, puppy dog look in your eyes.

"No, I don't hate you. I actually... surprisingly... enjoy talking to you" I laughed. "I'm just not at all attracted to you". I lied - you were starting to grow on me.

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I like themes where I'm secretly a little bi, but I act 100% straight. You're a girl who's so into me, you're willing to try and change my mind anyway... and you're willing to demean yourself in the process, both emotionally and sexually.

However, I don't want the stupid porn logic of "meet me at my place and I'll stick my tongue anywhere you want". I want things to flow naturally. You should hate the demeaning bits, even resist it some... but eventually give in.

I like realistic scenes with buildup. Porn logic turns me off fast, and will probably result in a block. If you use the expression "so is spaghetti...", it's a block.

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Kinks: Humiliation, degradation, dirty talk, dubcon, spitting, getting rimmed, giving golden showers, sometimes light scat

Limits: Men, kids, short replies, lack of detail

I only play over Reddit chat. My DM notifications are broken and I like fast responses, so chat is the only option for me.