u/GroundedTouch

Hi, M, 28, Yoni massage therapist here.

Had a client recently who booked a room in one of those “red hotels” (not the exact name, but you know the type). I actually suggested it because it’s cheap, and from my experience it’s generally safe and clean enough for sessions like this.

She’s single and honestly had no idea where to book. Unlike my couple clients who already have their go-to places and don’t even bother asking 🫣

She arrived earlier than me, so we just met up in the room. We went through the usual consultation, consent talk, boundaries, do’s and don’ts. Everything clear. Both agreed to proceed.

Mid-session, things were already settling in, and I was doing my best to help her relax and get into the right headspace. Then out of nowhere… I see an ipis (cockroach) crawling nearby.

I ignored it at first. Thought, “please don’t ruin this moment.”

Next thing I know, no joke, it flies straight into her face.

We both froze.

Session immediately stopped. I had to make sure it was gone and she was okay. And honestly, that was the end of whatever rhythm we had going.

The frustrating part is, unlike regular massage, this kind of work isn’t something you can just pause and resume. Once the flow and mood are broken, it’s gone. You can’t just pick up where you left off, you basically have to reset everything from scratch and rebuild that comfort again.

Anyway… ganun talaga.

What was supposed to be a 2-hour session turned into almost 3. Not because we were extending things, but because we had to fully restart and rebuild the whole vibe again from zero.

How could I miss asking the age before going to the booking place?!

M, 28. Yoni Massage Therapist

A girl who looks like on her twenties booked a Yoni massage, I didn't ask for photos but she sent some after I sent mine. She looks mature that's why I didn't bother to ask her age.

We met at the Starbucks first as she requested, had some coffee and had a consultation and consent discussion. Everything was great that's why we decided to go to her place to do the massage.

Usually my clients are a couple or taken, and I got used to asking questions like their age, the do's and the don'ts. This girl is single, that's why I didn't bother to ask the questions I usually ask.

We were in the elevator when I asked, "what do you do for work" and she responded, "I'm still a student sir". I asked what course, and damn, she said she's still in highschool HAHAHA. I froze for a moment, whispering to myself "wtf". I told her we can't do the massage and that we have to cancel. She apologized for not mentioning her age but it was really my fault for not asking. She offered to still pay even half, but I refused.

Pass pa minor 🤣😭

M28, Yoni Practitioner here, another kwento, sorry sa mga naiingayan na.

Share ko lang itong isa sa mga favorite regular clients ko. Married couple sila and monthly talaga sila magbook sakin. Tipong pag malapit na matapos yung session, nagtatanong na agad kailan next available ko. 😂

Honestly, nakakatuwa dynamics nila. Yung husband talaga unang nag approach sakin dati kasi gusto niya daw ma-relax wife niya. Stress sa work, pagod lagi, tapos parang matagal na raw hindi nakakapag unwind nang maayos. After nung first session nila, naging regular na agad.

Pinaka nakakatawa lang talaga is sobrang comfortable na sakin nung wife to the point na minsan napapatawag na niya akong “babe” out of nowhere. Hindi yung flirty na awkward ah, parang nasanay lang talaga kakakwentuhan after sessions. Tapos maririnig nung husband tapos tatawa lang siya sabay “ayan babe ka na naman.” 🤣

One time humirit pa si wife ng “babe pahingi water” tapos pareho kaming napatingin ni husband kung sino samin kinakausap niya. Sobrang tawa namin lahat. 😂

Pero yun nga, ang gaan nila kasama. Walang toxic selos, walang awkward energy. Mature lang talaga silang couple and very open sila sa isa’t isa. Siguro kaya rin sila tumagal and ang healthy ng relationship nila.

A temptation or a struggle during a Yoni massage? Could be both? haha

I do yoni massage professionally, discipline is part of the job, non negotiable. Most clients come in tense, shy, unsure, then you guide them, steady hands, calm pace, hanggang mag open up sila.

May times lang talaga na pag si client nagiging playful, testing boundaries in a light way, not crossing, just energy, you feel it. I’m human, I notice, I reset.

But that’s it, reset, focus, back to work.

End of the day, it’s about her experience, watching someone go from guarded to completely relaxed, trusting the process, that’s the real win. That shift, that release, that’s what I’m there for (aside from kailangan kumita).

PS: Had to create a new account, appeal is still on pending

M28 here, Yoni Practitioner.

Had a good-looking couple book a session last night. It was actually a birthday gift from the husband to his wife. First time nila both, so medyo clueless sila on what to expect.

They asked if we could have a few drinks first just to loosen up and get comfortable. Ended up bonding a bit, light kwentuhan, hanggang naging relaxed na vibe before starting.

During the session, you could really feel the shift. From shy and hesitant to fully letting go. Gladly, the wife really enjoyed it, and you could tell the husband was happy seeing her like that.

Had to dip right after though… kasi they didn’t waste any time and went straight at it lol 😆

Hi, M28 here, Bull/Yoni Practitioner.

Had a good-looking couple book a session last night. It was actually a birthday gift from the husband to his wife. First time nila both, so medyo clueless sila on what to expect.

They asked if we could have a few drinks first just to loosen up and get comfortable. Ended up bonding a bit, light kwentuhan, hanggang naging relaxed na vibe before starting.

During the session, you could really feel the shift. From shy and hesitant to fully letting go. Gladly, the wife really enjoyed it, and you could tell the husband was happy seeing her like that.

Had to dip right after though… kasi they didn’t waste any time and went straight at it lol 😆