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The books are closed with 16 total votes from Last Weeks Kinky Poll, and the results are brilliantly chaotic. Here is who we actually are:

​🏆 The Winner: The Alter-Ego (7 votes) – Nearly half of this group is a shy exhibitionist. You love the spotlight, but only if you’re wearing a digital paper bag over your head. Iconic.

🥈 Second Place: The Direct Dispatch (4 votes) – You guys are definitely texting "it" right now. Your camera rolls are a curated gallery for an audience of one. Clean your lenses.

🥉 Third Place: The Main Stage (3 votes) – Shoutout to our 3 resident professionals. "Lights, camera, action!" We won't ask for your Linktree, but we know you're out there thriving.

🔒 The Locked Door: The Vault (2 votes) – Only two of you have the terrifying discipline to keep things strictly for your eyes only. Absolute madmen.

👻 The Myth: The Ghost (0 votes) – "Live in the moment, leave no digital trace"? Absolutely nobody. Because let’s be real, if you didn't document it, did it even happen?

The Bottom Line: We are a mix of masked performers and private texters, and exactly zero of us are staying offline. Never change!

Friday, May 22 – Saturday, May 23

Kickoff Concerts: The weekend starts with high energy featuring performances by the Idle Ranch Hands and Claypool Gold.

Community Markets: Saturday morning is dedicated to the Clark Fork River Market, a staple for local vendors and community gathering.

Evening Entertainment: Artistic flair takes center stage with scheduled cabaret-style performances, offering a unique nightlife option for the holiday weekend.

Sunday, May 24

Marty Bourassa #Memorial Car Show: A highlight of the weekend, showcasing classic vehicles and honoring community heritage.

Outdoor Sports: The #Missoula #MTB Bike League will be active, bringing competitive and recreational cycling to the local trails.

Sunday Night Jazz: The evening winds down with a smooth jazz session, perfect for relaxing before the holiday Monday.

Monday, May 25 (Memorial Day)

This Memorial Day, get ready for a psychedelic journey at the #KettleHouse Amphitheater with an unforgettable tribute to music legends.

Don't miss this unique fusion of funk-metal mastery and classic rock nostalgia in one of the most beautiful venues in the Pacific Northwest!

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We want to hear from you! To keep our community buzzing and dive a little deeper into the spicy side of Missoula life, we’ve officially launched our Kinky Poll Submission Form.

Got a provocative question? Curious about what your fellow members think? Whether it’s leather vs. gear, your favorite discreet meet-up spots, or just testing the waters on a new kink—we want your ideas!   https://forms.gle/6ZmaHLvqzae5Mi3N8 

The details:

• Quick & Easy: It only takes a minute to submit.
• The Goods: All you need is a poll topic and at least 2 options for people to vote on.
• Credit or Incognito: You can choose to have your Reddit username tagged for credit when the poll goes live, or keep it completely anonymous.

Where to find the form: https://forms.gle/6ZmaHLvqzae5Mi3N8 

• On Desktop: Check the Sidebar on the right-hand side of the subreddit.
• On Mobile: Tap the "See community info" or "About" link at the top of the sub to find the link in our menu.

Let's get the conversation started and see what gets this community turning! 😈

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The results for our Weekly Kink Poll are finalized, and let’s just say this community has a very clear "vision" for their partners. We had 23 votes cast, and the data doesn’t lie—apparently, the best outfit is the one you leave on the floor!

📊 The Breakdown:

• The Minimalists (8 Votes): "Nothing" takes the crown! Clearly, most of you believe that why mess with perfection (or fabric) when you can just skip to the good part?
• The Sporty Supporters (5 Votes): Jockstraps coming in hot for second place. High support, low coverage—we see you.
• The Delicate Touch (4 Votes): Panties held their own, proving that a little lace or silk still goes a long way.
• The Classicists (6 Votes Combined): Briefs, Boxers, and Thongs all tied with 2 votes each. It seems the "classics" are struggling to keep up with the... uh... "breezier" options.

🎭 COMING UP NEXT: Fantasy Theater Interactions! 🎭

We want to know about your ultimate Fantasy Theater Interactions Or Things Seen

Looking for plans this weekend? Here is a breakdown of what's happening around Missoula this Friday and Saturday:

Friday, May 8

• Missoula Food Truck Festival: Kick off the weekend at Ogren Park at Allegiance Field.
• Spring Market (Day 1): Check out tools, collectibles, and gear at Holy Spirit Episcopal Church.
• Latin Night / Cinco de Mayo: Head to The Top Hat for live music and dancing.
• Ticket Drop (10:00 AM): Country concert tickets go on sale for Luke Bryan & Jason Aldean (August show).

Saturday, May 9

• Saturday Markets: The Farmers', Clark Fork River, and People's Markets are all open Downtown from 9 AM – 2 PM.
• Missoula Moonlight Market: Experience an Asian Night Market with food and culture at Caras Park.
• Signal Fire: Live performance at The Top Hat.

📊 The Results Are In: Our Weekly Kink Poll Finalized!

Well, team, the people have spoken, and it seems we have a dead heat for the crown of "The Finish Line." Last week’s poll brought out 22 of you to cast your votes, and the results are about as polarized as a family dinner.

🏆 The Winners (It's a Tie!)

We have a shared first place with 9 votes each for:

The Gourmet Option: "In the Mouth, swallow it." Apparently, the bear emoji community is feeling hungry.

The "I’m Not Paying for College" Special: "Creampie, Breed." High stakes, high rewards, I suppose?

🥈 The Participation Trophies

Lagging behind with a modest 2 votes each, we have:

The Portrait Artist: "On the Face."

The Firework Display: "Pull Out and Shoot."

The Takeaway:

Whether you're into "meal prep" or "expansion packs," it’s clear this sub is split right down the middle between high-intensity internal finishes and… well, more nutritious conclusions.

Thanks to everyone who voted! Stay tuned for next week's poll, where we'll probably debate something equally likely to make our parents delete our contact info.

Ready to hit the town? This weekend, April 24–26, Missoula is packed with everything from mountain runs to vintage finds. Whether you’re looking to break a sweat or just grab a pint with some new faces, here is the quick rundown of what’s happening.

🏃 Active & Outdoors

Perfect for the guys who want to start their Saturday with some fresh air:

YMCA Riverbank Run: Kick things off at 9:00 AM Saturday on the Kim Williams Trail.

Draught Works 5K Fun Run: Starts at 11:00 AM Saturday. The best part? It’s followed by a celebratory pint at the brewery—a great spot to mingle after the finish line.

⚙️ Gear & Craft

If you're more into machinery or local history, Saturday morning has you covered:

Big Sky Boat Show: Head to Big Sky Brewing Co. at 9:00 AM to talk shop and see what’s hitting the water this season.

Forestry Day: Also at 9:00 AM at the Fort Missoula Museum. Expect logging demos and a very "Montana" vibe.

🎸 Live Music & Nights

Looking for a more rhythmic way to connect?

Kitchen Dwellers: Catch them Friday at the Top Hat or Saturday at the Wilma (8:00 PM). High-energy bluegrass is always a solid icebreaker.

The Queens & Mr. G String Band: Saturday night at Draught Works. Grab a table and enjoy the local sound.

🛍️ More to Check Out

Poetry Open Mic: Start your weekend early on Friday at 6:30 PM at Free Cycles. It’s a relaxed, creative space to meet people.

World’s Largest Flea Market: Hit the UM Oval on Saturday at 5:00 PM for vintage gear. It’s the perfect low-pressure environment to wander, shop, and chat.