u/Ok_Explorer_3076

So I just had a weird experience where my client had to cut a session short because I looked too young and he couldn’t fully perform. This isn’t the first nor second nor even like eighth time I’m heard this in the past like 5 days. I’ve had guys accuse me of catfishing or being underage for the site I work on or even again accuse me of lying about my age. For reference I’m 24 and in my opinion I look my age maybe slightly younger but not like 16/17 I had a guy tell me I looked 15 so that’s weird. I mean I’m glad to see my skincare and health practices are working but now it’s like a pattern. I mean sure I think the melanin helps (#blackdontcrack) but like i guess most guys also don’t wanna be topped or dominated by a guy who looks like he could be their teenage son. So I think I might market myself as more the twink/bottom type to see what that yields. I mean I’m thankful for the genes and the collagen but 😬😬 it’s kinda awkward when guys wanna cut experiences short cause it leaves me question whether I’m doing something wrong or right.

Anyways…

lol so I go sometimes host my clients at my apartment. And I take all the safety/precautionary measures plus I’m kinda muscular/athletic so safety isn’t an issue. But I had a funny experience with a great client the other day, basically after our session, he took a shower and freshened up to head back out. It was only in the evening I discovered the mother fucker used my oribe shampoo and conditioner. For context they’re like 60-70 bucks each. Mind you I have redken and Camille rose right there so… I guess he wanted to #seizetheday tbh

So I’m relatively new to this, started in feb, and already I’d say I have a steady client stream coming in even on my off periods I get contacted. By people from a lil bit of everywhere but primarily Americans and Europeans (specifically French since I’m in France) and you know one thing I’ve noticed about the two types of clients (American v. European/French) is how much more nicer and respectful my American folks are than the French clients. And I’m not tryna glaze us but idk whenever I deal with international, namely American clients it runs smoothly and rarely any bad experiences with them and they’re always more than happy to accept my prices. The same cannot be said for the majority of my French clients. From negotiating to just the outright disrespect, perversion, weird bitchy snark and passive aggression it’s so exhausting dealing with Parisian/french clients. And not to mention boy they are cheap as hell. Literally I have standard market rates but without fail they always complain it’s too expensive or try and haggle (I block immediately dw guys) but it’s like a cultural thing/sexual thing here to always wanna low ball or never accept the service providers rate outright regardless of how reasonable the rate is (if you say 400 they wanna pay 300, if you say 200 they wanna pay 150…. A nightmare) and not to mention the lack of hygiene and just sheer, unpleasantness of the clients. Just this evening I had a dude call my business line, and I had to get back to him by text message, and the first thing I said was “good evening!” Expecting him to describe and introduce himself/when he’d wanna meet (ya know like a normal person does when they call you) and instantly I’m met with the most passive aggressive text saying and I quote “good evening? Is that all you’re gonna say, you’re the escort here what services do you offer” like wtf immediate block. With Americans it’s always a delight and idk I’m not trying to stereotype but it’s kinda a bummer.

Tl;dr French clients suck

Adding on to this: just got a request from a guy simply saying “I’m looking for a big dicked escort” when I asked him when and where his response is to call me a stupid cheap whore…

So I’ve been seeing this guy for sometime now and honestly he’s great and wealthy finance guy who runs his own firm. Never had a problem with him paying even more than the agreed amount. But one thing about him is he’s kinda erratic. I’m sure he’s married but that’s really not my problem. But he typically reached out when he’s high on coke cause his work is pretty demanding. The thing is he like expects me to pick up right away and be with him in 5 minutes. I’ve explained it to him that no escort is just sitting around waiting for a regular to reach out to them and he’s more than welcome to come to my place but it’s so weird. He always wants me to book a taxi not Uber (he pays of course) and like has an attitude as if he almost has first priority over all my clients. I mean one time I took like 10 minutes to get back to him and he started bombarding me with texts asking “if and who I am fucking” like bro wtf… this is what I do for money it’s not personal. I mean I wouldn’t be above putting him first priority but that’s sugar baby territory and idk. What’s more is he loves threesomes/foursomes, we’ve arranged a few but he’s always so nitpicky about the guys I invite over it’s borderline impossible. He asks a million and one questions, thinks their dicks aren’t as big as mine, and wants them available asap. He doesn’t seem to understand that no one (not even escorts or rent boys) are always available 24/7 or ready to answer a text. As I am typing this he is calling me lol 😆. He’s called me 37 times in a row while high on coke I’m sure. And changes his number each time lol I always try to tell him the more he changes his number the less likely I am to respond cause I already have a loyal client base and new numbers aren’t urgent to me. But lol rich guys are always so impatient lol #cantcomplaintho

Im a gay escort and honestly im so annoyed by the work I do. I don’t know if it’s a gay thing and my fellow heterosexual sw girlies can say the same but some guys always wanna immediately get into the action and don’t wanna let you get comfy. I’m a top so I have to perform so my dick needs to get hard regardless of how much viagra or trimix I take. The other night I had an outcall. A gentleman who from the jump was rushing me to respond to him and just had such a rushed demeanor. After getting to his place he doesn’t give me a chance to walk in the door before he starts grabbing my dick and wondering why I’m not automatically dildo level hard. And honestly it just ruined the mood. Like I’m not trying to do hours of foreplay but expecting me to be dildo level hard then trying to get mad at me and accusing me of being a faker cause I wasn’t already hard when I saw I’m. And fyi he was really old and ugly. Ugh just had to vent