u/Old_Story_96

32 [M4F] Good Morning. Call?

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How did your weekend go? Let's talk about random stuff.

We can chat first then eventually hop on a call. I'm just a bored dude here.

Willing to swap pics for 'vibe' check

About me:

\- M

\- 31 (lapit na ko mag 32)

\- Masakit na likod ko

\- Sumasakit na rin tuhod ko lungkot sir

\- Chunky boy

\- Sabi nila cute naman daw (aka lola at mommy)

\- Four-eyes

\- Batang Maynila

\- Working professional

\- Couch potato

\- Galing big 4 kung nagmamatter yun

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u/Old_Story_96 — 13 days ago

32 [M4F] Good Morning. Call?

​

How did your weekend go? Let's talk about random stuff.

We can chat first then eventually hop on a call. I'm just a bored dude here.

Willing to swap pics for 'vibe' check

About me:

\- M

\- 31 (lapit na ko mag 32)

\- Masakit na likod ko

\- Sumasakit na rin tuhod ko lungkot sir

\- Chunky boy

\- Sabi nila cute naman daw (aka lola at mommy)

\- Four-eyes

\- Batang Maynila

\- Working professional

\- Couch potato

\- Galing big 4 kung nagmamatter yun

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u/Old_Story_96 — 13 days ago
▲ 149 r/alasjuicy

"Plus-sized" Malasjuicy

I think this was probably the only time I got an expectation vs. reality moment but it was bad.

So this happened I think more than 2 years ago. Uso pa nun yung OG na R4R (RIP you will be missed) na puro legit yung profiles. Ngayon kasi literal na puro 'content sellers' at fake profiles nandun. Anyway, I was looking for someone to meet - specifically, someone to make out with, suck tits, and stuff. Then ayun someone messaged me saying na she's near my area lang and she lives in a condo somewhere in Taft. After seeing this sabi ko okay medyo malapit nga lang, not a long drive so ayun we talked muna before confirming if magmomomol kami and whatnot. This was during the morning by the way, kaya marami pa kaming time mag-usap.

After a few minutes of talking, I asked if we could exchange photos already since we're doing some vibe checks naman na. She was kinda hesitant at first pero okay sige daw. I sent her my pic, then she sent hers as well. She just gave me a heads-up na "plus size" daw siya, which is super okay for me. Pag kita ko sa pic niya, imagine niyo na selfie lang talaga siya na hindi mo makikita yung body. Although obviously, from the face, makikita mo na yung type ng body niya. Her face was okay lang. What I'm actually invested more about is the body. Honestly, ako I'm a big boy so I like thicc women talaga. As in yung malaman. Minsan kahit hindi 'malaman' lang, yung chubby talaga. Dun ako natturn on malala eh. Anyway so ayun, I asked if meron ba siyang picture na hindi literal na selfie. Yung may body. Sabi niya she'll check daw, tapos she sent a parang half body pic na medyo nakatago pa rin. Sabi ko okay sige mukhang okay naman yung body. As mentioned, mahilig nga ako sa chubby talaga. Mukhang malaki naman boobs.

So ayun after hours of talking about random stuff, I asked na if she was down to meet. Sabi niya okay lang naman daw, tapos sunduin ko na lang daw siya sa condo niya. Sabi ko okay game kasi hindi naman super layo yun (it was a less than 30-minute drive there). So ayun game na she's feeling kinda 'horny' daw kaya dali dali na ako naligo, nagbihis - basically nagprepare. Tapos while I was driving, sabi niya kung okay lang daw ba na hindi na siya maligo, kasi kakaligo lang naman daw niya 'kanina'. Sabi ko go lang. Iba rin talaga nagagawa kapag libog ka eh no?

After mga 20 minutes, I already got to her condo and sabi ko nasa may gilid na ako. She responded naman na magshshorts lang siya and bababa na rin. When I got to the driveway/lobby, sabi niya nasa baba na siya walking palabas. Nung dumungaw ako sa loob, meron akong nakitang girl na parang hirap na hirap maglakad. Tapos paglabas nung girl, biglang nagmessage na siya sa akin na nasa labas na siya, asking for my plate number. Napalunok ako kasi fuck. She was extra extra extra large pala...

I mean, ako mismo, plus-sized dude, but damn. She was PLUS PLUS. Like ang laki talaga niya. I almost didn't wanna reply pero nakita niya ako tapos bigla siyang kumatok sa kotse ko.

"Tangina ito nga talaga siya"

Pagpasok niya, siyempre I still greeted her. Courtesy pa rin. She had difficulty pa nga in entering the car, tapos pag pasok niya shet napuno niya yung seat literal. Honestly when she got there I really wanted it done na agad para matapos na. This might sound mean pero iba yung nakita kong picture niya na sinend versus kung ano yung hitsura niya in-person. Waaaaay fucking different. Na-catfish nga yata ako.

I asked if meron siyang alam na 'dark spots' *pun intended* jk sa area and dun na lang namin gawin. She mentioned an area so I immediately drove there. When we got there, it was indeed dark so sabi ko sa sarili ko "let's get this over with". Nung ginilid ko na, bigla niya akong sinunggaban ng halik. As in putangina parang lion na nakahanap ng antelope. HAHA. Siyempre humalik rin ako and pucha, medyo maasim si ate... I tried enduring it pero hindi talaga kaya so sabi ko, pwede ko ba paglaruan na lang muna tits niya. Infairness, her tits were big. So sabi ko yun na lang enjoyin ko. While I was playing with it, nilalaro ko rin nipples at medyo nahohorny rin naman ako. I asked her if she can jerk me off while I play with her tits. Ang sabi ba naman sa akin, "sorry I don't touch cocks during first meets". FUCK. At that point umurong yung libog ko and literal nawala yung tigas ng titi ko.

After a few minutes of playing with her tits, pinasuck niya sakin. Tangina 'no, ayaw niya humawak ng etits pero pinapasuso sakin kahit medyo labag na sa kalooban ko. Dinidila dilaan and sinuck suck ko naman ng saglit pero may amoy talaga siya. Imagine yung medyo maasim tapos trying to cover it with heavy smelling perfume. Damn hindi siya okay na combo. Nung medyo suko na talaga ako, sabi ko lang na I'm good na kasi baka ma "force" ko siya na hawakan yung etits ko eh ayaw ko naman to make it seem na I'm taking advantage of her. She nodded naman and hinatid ko na lang rin siya agad pabalik ng condo niyan. That shit lasted for less than an hour. Di ko na rin siya kinausap kasi damn, parang wala akong napala. Nag sayang pa ako ng gas hahaha.

Pero ayun. I mean sakin, okay lang naman na mahiyain ka and stuff. Wag mo lang isesend yung luma mong photo o kaya heavily edited na akala mo ganun ka talaga pero in reality, sobrang layo. Man, that was such an experience. After that one super careful ko na rin talaga sa pakikipag meet/pakikipag usap and luckily, never naman na ulit naka-encounter ng ganun.

Oh well! Nauna yung ulo sa baba, kesa sa ulo sa taas eh.

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u/Old_Story_96 — 15 days ago

I was supposed to go out today kaso lang nag cancel mga kaibigan ko. Lungkot!

Baka naman pwede mo mong icheer up gamit ang iyong suso? Haha. Makasulyap man lang ng suso pampasaya sa araw na itu. Para hindi naman masayang ang holiday ko :(

Usal rin tayo siyempre!

Intro about me:

\\- 5'8

\\- Chubby

\\- Wears Glasses

\\- Cute naman daw sabi ni mommy and lola

\\- Madaldal kapag madaldal ka rin

See ya

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u/Old_Story_96 — 23 days ago

I was supposed to go out today kaso lang nag cancel mga kaibigan ko. Lungkot!

Baka naman pwede mo mong icheer up gamit ang iyong suso? Haha. Makasulyap man lang ng suso pampasaya sa araw na itu. Para hindi naman masayang ang holiday ko :(

Usal rin tayo siyempre!

Intro about me:

\\- 5'8

\\- Chubby

\\- Wears Glasses

\\- Manila boy

\\- Cute naman daw sabi ni mommy and lola

\\- Madaldal kapag madaldal ka rin

See ya

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u/Old_Story_96 — 23 days ago