u/PanamanianSchooner

Moved to a new city a couple years ago, and at our age it’s hard to make new friends isn’t it? I’d be as happy with a new friend who just ‘gets’ me as I’d be with someone willing to take things further, really. I’m looking for kind and flirty chat with a woman who’s interested in things and is a decent communicator.

I’m 6’3”, stocky, Jason Statham/Peter Sarsgaard look, sense of humour which spans from goofy to thinky, big softie with laid-back energy vying for attention with ADHD intensity. I’m equal parts handy and clueless. I’m unusually comfortable in a wide variety of situations, from construction site lunchroom to ‘coastal elite’ mixers.

I don’t have a list of ‘must haves’ for you to live up to - other than non-smokers only - but a SFW photo swap should happen somewhat soon after introductions because that ‘vibe check’ thing is important.

Did I ever tell you this: 🥴 is my favourite emoji?

Leaving this post up for 24 hours, so go with your gut and slide into my DMs like that hilarious slutty trombone sound. Don’t overthink it. Thinking’s for jazz. Speaking of jazz, ever heard Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis? The instrumental version, I mean. I don’t know why he stopped playing trumpet and started singing. That said, We Have All The Time In The World is a banger.

I’m looking for a banger myself. More importantly, I’m looking for a friend - because friends don’t make strangers wear a tortilla nacho hat in bed so they can eat five-layer dip during a vigorous pounding. It’s hard enough making new friends at my age, harder still when you’re new to the city. The only criteria I’m laying out here is that you know things, you like what you know, and you like talking about those things. I used to drink and know things; now I just know things.

Non-smokers only.

Did I ever tell you this: 🥴 is my favourite emoji?

Leaving this post up for 24 hours, so go with your gut and slide into my DMs like that hilarious slutty trombone sound. Don’t overthink it. Thinking’s for jazz. Speaking of jazz, ever heard Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis? The instrumental version, I mean. I don’t know why he stopped playing trumpet and started singing. That said, We Have All The Time In The World is a banger.

I’m looking for a banger myself. More importantly, I’m looking for a friend - because friends don’t make strangers wear a tortilla nacho hat in bed so they can eat five-layer dip during a vigorous pounding. It’s hard enough making new friends at my age, harder still when you’re new to the city. The only criteria I’m laying out here is that you know things, you like what you know, and you like talking about those things. I used to drink and know things; now I just know things.

Non-smokers only.

Currently attached, partner has extremely sensitive nipples and doesn’t want to be touched there. I’m very tactile. You can see the problem here. Would love to meet or at least chat with a woman who’s got a rack I could set my watch to. Other needs/kinks can be discussed. For meetup purposes I have to insist on a non-smoker (online doesn’t matter).