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I arrived after work and my wife was still busy in the home office on phone calls. I went to the bedroom to change clothes, and casually pulled up Reddit while my pants were off. I guess she heard me get home cause she texted “Are you touching it?”

I was. I sent back “No.” Then waited two minutes.

“I can be,” I sent her.

“Do it,” she sent back. “You’re such a sick little pervert.”

I came all over my belly and cleaned it up with a pair of her panties. I never told her either thing. And she hasn’t asked.