Got To The Gate For Takeoff....
& wouldn't ya know it, the damn plane wasn't there! Sorry frequent flyers, gotta VENT!! Allow me to invite you into my lil nightmare...
First order, direct from FL, ships via UPS to the WRONG ADDRESS(yes, correct address on shipment, driver error)! Luckily for me or not, UPS tracking showed it was delivered 250 feet away on the street over so off I went...That was fun..."Excuse me mam, I think you have my box" lol....Ok, so no one was there, but a neighbor was giving some serious "stink-eye", until I enlightened him, "UPS blah blah blah...& hey buddy, have ya heard about Fleshlights?" lol..Fast forward a couple weeks, ordered 2 FL from another online retailer who I'll leave nameless for now, chose FedEx this time. Figured what the hell, let's roll the dice....Order is split for whatever reason, 1 arrives, the other still in limbo to this day, lets just say long after it was due...WTF??!!! As I'm sure we can all agree, this takes a bit of wind out of the sails...There are more I'd like to get, (there's always more), but what's next? The box arrives on my porch torn just enough to show the world that Captain Pervy of Fleshlight Airlines is their next door neighbor??!!! UGH!!!
Secure those tray tables & get ready for take off! Thanks for allowing me to vent....