u/Quiet-Elephant8431

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Oh, wow that's a new rule I'd missed!

So, a heatwave - shall we laze around in the sun and slowly build an exciting chemistry? Here's some reasons to message me....

I'm a 38 year old guy from England. I'm tall, have a full head of hair and I'm not fuck ugly.

More than one sane woman with 20-20 vision has called me cute (my Mom AND my Grandma) and I have a nice deep voice.

I'm tall, but not freakishly so. I have all my teeth. A nice smile. Couple of tattoos.

I love running but, and this is shocking, it's not my entire personality. Running is good for my head, it allows me to eat more cake and the wine marathons I've done were the most memorable races I've participated in.

I like sending photos of my.....dog. She's a Cavapoo, fluffy and full of attitude.

I work a professional job as an accountant. I promise it's a lot more dangerous and sexy than it sounds.

I like to read novels and I like to send thoughtful messages and voice notes. I'm re-reading The Hitchhikers trilogy of five and Dungeon Crawler Carl for the first time.

Does any of this interest you? Let me know ❤️

Shall we laze around in the sun and slowly build an exciting chemistry? Here's some reasons to message me....

I'm a 38 year old guy from England. I'm tall, have a full head of hair and I'm not fuck ugly.

More than one sane woman with 20-20 vision has called me cute (my Mom AND my Grandma) and I have a nice deep voice.

I'm tall, but not freakishly so. I have all my teeth. A nice smile. Couple of tattoos.

I love running but, and this is shocking, it's not my entire personality. Running is good for my head, it allows me to eat more cake and the wine marathons I've done were the most memorable races I've participated in.

I like sending photos of my.....dog. She's a Cavapoo, fluffy and full of attitude.

I work a professional job as an accountant. I promise it's a lot more dangerous and sexy than it sounds.

I like to read novels and I like to send thoughtful messages and voice notes. I'm re-reading The Hitchhikers trilogy of five and Dungeon Crawler Carl for the first time.

Does any of this interest you? Let me know ❤️

Pray for me! If you'd like to distract me from a long afternoon, then here's some reasons to message me....

I'm a 38 year old guy from England. I'm tall, have a full head of hair and I'm not fuck ugly. I'm growing a beard, have all my teeth, and don't dye my hair.

More than one sane woman with 20-20 vision has called me cute (my Mom AND my Grandma). I'm tall, but not freakishly so. I have a thick head of hair. A nice smile. Couple of tattoos.

I love running but, and this is shocking, it's not my entire personality. Running is good for my head, it allows me to eat more cake and the wine marathons I've done were the most memorable races I've participated in.

I like sending photos of my.....dog. She's a Cavapoo, fluffy and full of attitude.

I work a professional job as an accountant. I promise it's a lot more dangerous and sexy than it sounds.

I like to read novels and I like to send thoughtful messages and voice notes. I'm re-reading The Hitchhikers trilogy of five and Dungeon Crawler Carl for the first time.

Does any of this interest you? Let me know ❤️

Aside from the fact that I still listen to pop punk from 25 years ago, here's some reasons to message me....

I'm a 38 year old guy from England. I'm tall, have a full head of hair and I'm not fuck ugly.

More than one sane woman with 20-20 vision has called me cute (my Mom AND my Grandma) and your name sounds fantastic in my deep English accent. Did I make you laugh? If so, here's some more reasons to message me:

I'm tall, but not freakishly so. I have a thick head of hair. A nice smile. Couple of tattoos.

I love running but, and this is shocking, it's not my entire personality. Running is good for my head, it allows me to eat more cake and the wine marathons I've done were the most memorable races I've participated in.

I like sending photos of my.....dog. She's a Cavapoo, fluffy and full of attitude.

I work a professional job as an accountant. I promise it's a lot more dangerous and sexy than it sounds.

I like to read novels and I like to send thoughtful messages and voice notes. I'm re-reading The Hitchhikers trilogy of five and Dungeon Crawler Carl for the first time.

Does any of this interest you? Let me know ❤️