u/RAOMDhunger

42 [M4F] #Toronto - I want to break free, I want to break freeeeee

I have a curse. I need muff on my face regularly. My first girlfriend, a very long time ago, was super experienced and was extremely demanding. This means I got trained on 1-2 hour long muff diving sessions when I was young.

I always thought this was a super power because I actually enjoy doing it and that gels nicely with a lot of women. But... Sometimes women are too self-conscious or they just don't have the right clitoral logistics to get much out of it. No shame, it's just a structural thing, I think? I'm no physicist, but I just don't thrive when my partner doesn't crave muff diving.

But what I'm after is someone who will ride her bike (mandatory skill) to my place in this sweltering weather, dripping with sweat and anticipation and basically treat me like a fuck toy. I learned 20 years ago to be obedient in one area of my life, and very few others.

Open to applications from: Cops, nurses, angry women who hate everything, sweet gentle flowers who love puppies and butterflies, sex-starved office drones. Just have a passion and a need for me to humbly attempt to satisfy... And have a bike and know how to use it.

Body type wise, I'm 5'10" according to Tinder, and have a chubby daddy body. Think Alejandro Kirk but less haggard in the face and less rich/amazing as a baseball catcher (serious talk, how do baseball players look 20 years older?)

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u/RAOMDhunger — 4 days ago