Want an honest opinion about your little dick? Are you unsure exactly how pathetic your pathetic, non-existent dick is? Allow me to help you out!
My DMs are open to any and all dicks, and all will receive a substantial rating and review of yours truly. I require a non-stages, as honest and clear as possible picture of you and your little secret; preferably from top to toe and completely naked, for the best rating and reviewing experience.
To be clear, I am not in the business of trying to convince you that your tiny dick is cute and attractive. There's already too much of that going on in this subreddit, so let's get to some humiliating. You and I both know your dick is pathetic, you just need to hear it and made aware why.
If you are willing, I can also post your pic and review on here publically.