When She Decided to Mog
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Yao Guang. I try to play Castorice, my Yao Guang deals more damage. I try to play Firefly, my Yao Guang deals more damage. I try to play Ashveil, my Yao Guang deals more damage. I want to play Sparxie, her best team has Yao Guang. I want to play Silver Wolf Lv.999, Evanescia - they both want Yao Guang. She grabs me by the throat. I spend 90 pulls for her, I prefarm for her, I give her Mushy Shroomy's Adventures, she isn't satisfied. I pull When She Decided to See. "I don't need this much crit damage" she tells me, "Give me more energy." She grabs Huohuo and forces her to use her ultimate. "You just need to funnel me energy, I can deal more damage with my Elation skill." I can't get Huohuo, I don't have enough Golden Companion Spirit. She grabs my credit card, it declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Spiritus, she says "People always say that the will of heaven can't be overturned..." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, destructive Aha Instant explosion. What a cruel world.