u/Slight-Confusion-349

Why not throw the red flags right in the title lol.

I’m married and want to stay that way. I can only operate on snap for opsec reasons.

Hi. Hello.

Are you looking for quick fun? All vibe no emotion? Scroll.

Wanna swap pics immediately and then love bomb me so I won’t run away? Scroll.

Do you have a tendency to just chase the high? Scroll.

Is your hand currently in your pants? Niiiice, I mean scroll.

Post history trash? Scrolllllllll.

If you’re just here for fun, I’m not your girl. I’m a genuine girl who just wants to feel things again. I have yet to dissapoint in the looks dept soooo please be conventionally attractive, it’s not the only thing that matters but it helps am I riiiite?

Short, light hair, light eyes, mom bod. I have no preference on what you look like.

I just want this to happen as all great things do here. Out of the blue and organically.

I like a little bite and a lot of laughter. Can’t wait to chat! 🤞🏼

Never up this late , but I’m still in the trenches of parenthood so it happens.

I’ve been in and around these subs for awhile. Long enough to easily pick through messages, know what I want, and know when to run.

Here’s my current sitch. We’ve had it. The “big one”. The can’t stop won’t stop feeling that brings us back here time and time again, no matter the amount of ghosting or nonsense. I’m chasing the high.

I thought the kicker was attraction. I haven’t been attracted to a lot of guys ( I’m a cutieeee) but then… i found one and attraction was there and … that was all that was there lol. Boring. I ran.

Another.. decent looking, great banter.. a little out of his league (I prefer that) he love bombs. I get spooked and run.

This is such a tight rope sometimes. I guess what Im saying is maybe a psa lol (unsolicited) if you’ve found it? Like “IT” ✨… make that shit last. There’s not going to be “better” two clicks away.

So if you’re still here, listening to me yap.. love that for you 😜

I’m short, light hair, light eyes, mom bod. Lover girl with a tude, just looking for my cant stop won’t stop.

I am married and I don’t want to change that. I also can only do this on the bad app 👻 lol

Because finding my person on here makes me literally want to jump off a fucking cliff.

Im married and want to keep it that way. I can only do this on the “bad” app.👻

I’m in a weird spot.. I’ve had that “can’t stop won’t stop feeling” and now anything less than feels… meh. I feel hopeless like I won’t find that again. So I’m going to try my best here to lay it all out.

I want a boyfriend. A cute one. I want to develop feelings. I want voice notes, and maybe we find time to watch a movie or go running at the same time. Idk it’s our space we can find “our” thing.

I’ve been deep into this before and when it’s good it’s fucking great am I right?! Buuuuut, the cute ones don’t want effort. They want convenience. And the deep ones love bomb and get crazy clingy right off the jump.

I want matched effort. Seriously the man who can hook me on all levels is in for such a treat. I just want to be good to a good man.

I want more than “what are you wearing”. I’m so confident in the spicy side of things that I’m not even worried about it. If there’s no connection and it’s all “flirting”, I’m bored. I’ll run. Also, guess what? 100’s of men wanting to get off are two clicks away.. what else are you bringing to the table? Not coming from a deadbedroom.

I’m a gem. Which sucks lol. To pick through a sea of horny men to find a cute, funny, genuine guy to match me. Miserable.

I’m short, light hair, light eyes, mom bod. Genuine dilf’s to the front please.

I am married. Not looking to change that and can only do this on the “bad” app 👻

I want the “boyfriend” experience. The butterflies. All the blah blah that we preach about on here.

A hard 7.8 on the Reddit looks scale. I get good comments after a picture exchange not just “cute”. I’m short, mom bod, light hair, light eyes. I’ve got a tattoo or two. A piercing here and there.

I like all things which is why I don’t really have a type. I like sports. I like all kinds of music. I love the 90’s, duh. I’m a sucker for a man who can make me laugh… I mean this is our space.. to have an outlet. To just… be us. Happy! So having a sense of humour is super attractive to me.

Can’t wait to have a crush on you 😘