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So I have to get metal braces (at the ripe old age of 26) in two weeks and am super bummed about it. Have been venting to Sir how that ruins my hot girl summer and how insecure I’ve been feeling and this mfer just goes “ohh I’m excited, braces will make you look even more like a proper good girl!!!”.

LIKE WHY IS HE KICKING ME WHILST IM DOWN 😭💔💔

Jokes on him tho as I’ve made it my job now to be as bratty as possible. Spontaneously skipped uni, touched up (and therefore overspent hehe) my blonde today and ordered a bunch of filthy short mini dresses, that’ll deffo show Mr. Prim and Proper!

I’ve been BEGGING Sir for a pet for ageeees, whilst we do not live alone yet I still had to find one he wouldn’t mind and one that would fit my (our) life(s) and after WEEKS of good girl behaviour (I was suffering so badly felt like a wolf in the fold) he said and I quote “Yes you may”. Victory is mineeee!!

Specifically I’ve been begging him for a Betta Fish and today I got to get the tank, plants, vitamins, rocks (which I had to glue moss on so even got an arts and crafts hour!!) and basically everything my future baby needs!! Set everything up and got heaps of praise too wow!! In just a few weeks I’ll get to get my fish as soon as everything is cycled and stuff!!

BUT since I hadn’t been bratty for so long it has been pent up. Parts I’m releasing with my father’s day gift but the biggest part I’ll release when I’ll “accidentally” name my little fishie Marvin nn Marv. Which just so happens to be Sir’s first name. I will play stupid saying I didn’t know seeing as I never call him by it and see if I can get away with this hehe.

(If I can’t, plan B name will be Rozanov 😂)

Sooo next Thursday is father‘s Daddy‘s Day. Does anyone have gift ideas, preferably a weeeeee bit bratty which I could get Sir?

Last year I went the traditional route aka implements and a big fat flower bouquet but this year I’m searching for something a bit more obnoxious 🙈

Any ideas welcome 🥹🫶🏼