u/Special_Chapter_89

Summer is here. I want to find a romance that's burns hotter and longer than the Texas sun. One that's tastier than tacos. One that's spicier than good salsa.

About me: 36-year-old married professional. 6'tall, husky lumbersnack with a soft, well-kept beard. I am educated, well - spoken, and very much a sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence). Avid reader and consistent rabbit trail explorer extraordinaire.

I am unashamedly fluent in nerd and geek culture and have knowledge of a number of fandoms and subjects. I am also hilarious and have many dad jokes in my dad-a-base.

My hope for us: An OPSEC safe, epicly awesome, friendship with all the sugar and spice and everything nice in between. Open to meeting in person and I won't chicken out.

Congratulations on reading this far. Shoot me a message with a little about yourself and your wish list or favorite read.

Tis the season...gorgeous ladies are the reason...

This Mother's Day treat yourself to the gift we both know you really want...a new AP. One who will listen to you, treat you like a priority, and tell you how pretty you are. Sound like an awesome deal... but wait, there's more... one who's also a great cook and comes with snacks.

About me: 36-year-old married professional. 6'tall, husky lumbersnack with a soft, well-kept beard. I am educated, well - spoken, and very much a sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence). Avid reader and consistent rabbit trail explorer extraordinaire.

I am unashamedly fluent in nerd and geek culture and have knowledge of a number of fandoms and subjects. I am also hilarious and have many dad jokes in my dad-a-base.

My hope for us: An OPSEC safe, epicly awesome, friendship with all the sugar and spice and everything nice in between. Open to meeting in person and I won't chicken out.

Congratulations on reading this far. Shoot me a message with a little about yourself and your wish list or favorite read.

Tis the season...gorgeous ladies are the reason...

This Mother's Day treat yourself to the gift we both know you really want...a new AP. One who will listen to you, treat you like a priority, and tell you how pretty you are. Sound like an awesome deal... but wait, there's more... one who's also a great cook and comes with snacks.

About me: 36-year-old married professional. 6'tall, husky lumbersnack with a soft, well-kept beard. I am educated, well - spoken, and very much a sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence). Avid reader and consistent rabbit trail explorer extraordinaire.

I am unashamedly fluent in nerd and geek culture and have knowledge of a number of fandoms and subjects. I am also hilarious and have many dad jokes in my dad-a-base.

My hope for us: An OPSEC safe, epicly awesome, friendship with all the sugar and spice and everything nice in between. Open to meeting in person and I won't chicken out.

Congratulations on reading this far. Shoot me a message with a little about yourself and your wish list or favorite read.

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Tis the season...gorgeous ladies are the reason...

This Mother's Day treat yourself to the gift we both know you really want...a new AP. One who will listen to you, treat you like a priority, and tell you how pretty you are. Sound like an awesome deal... but wait, there's more... one who's also a great cook and comes with snacks.

About me: 36-year-old married professional. 6'tall, husky lumbersnack with a soft, well-kept beard. I am educated, well - spoken, and very much a sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence). Avid reader and consistent rabbit trail explorer extraordinaire.

I am unashamedly fluent in nerd and geek culture and have knowledge of a number of fandoms and subjects. I am also hilarious and have many dad jokes in my dad-a-base.

My hope for us: An OPSEC safe, epicly awesome, friendship with all the sugar and spice and everything nice in between. Open to meeting in person and I won't chicken out.

Congratulations on reading this far. Shoot me a message with a little about yourself and your wish list or favorite read.

Life is currently life-in and I can't think of anything clever right now. Come for the sarcasm and dad jokes. Stay for the entertainment and realism.

About me: 36-year-old married professional. 6'tall, husky man with a soft, well-kept beard. I am educated, well- spoken, and very much a sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence). Among my skill sets is a passion for excellent cooking and a gift for making Texas BBQ that is sure to win you over. Consider me the anti-vegan. Tell me about your favorite foods, and I will gladly cook for you. l love to read both normal reads and... fine cliterature.

I am unashamedly fluent in nerd and geek culture and have knowledge of a number of fandoms and subjects. I am also hilarious and have many dad jokes in my dad-a-base. In the bedroom, I am very open-minded and am a dom - leaning switch. I love sexting and roleplaying with a passion but only when we're both comfortable with it. Is it cringy to add that in? I have no idea. Who cares. I'm not going to pretend it's not part of why I'm here. Sue me. If you get butthurt easily I'm not the Droid you're looking for.

My hope for us: Let's build our version of weird together. Ideally, I would love someone to discuss any subject. No topic is too weird or off-limits. Let's be the missing puzzle piece we both crave. Let's laugh together...cry together...be the reason why we smile throughout the day and never want to be without signal. It's ok if you have red flags. They just make things more interesting.

Hopefully you've read this far. If not why the hell am I still typing right now? But if you are, then shoot me a message and let's get chatty and cheaty.