Welp dating didnt work and honestly we are at a point in our life where we wanna do the funsies but without the emotional attachment soooo come with me!
Buckle your seat belts girls or whoever is reading this at this spectacular time in your life because for the next 5-10mins, or depends on how long your ADHD ass can focus, Im gonna introduce myself so sit down and listen to my NO-SLEEP-KOPIKO-ADHD-MEDICINE-INDUCED-SELF-HATRED-FUELLED-WRITING-EXTRAVAGANZA.
About me:
> 5'5 but 3' when I get down on you.
> I look average at best 8/10 on a good day
> I smell nice I invest in smelling nice
> GOATED Music Taste - At the moment the song "You got the music in you" playing non stop
> Funny and extroverted - Never boring with me thats for sure.
> I can drive a motorcycle and a car and even you.
> I like going outdoors and really enjoying life and I have hobbies that Im not really good at but Im passionate and love it so much.
> Will listen to you because life gets more interesting when you hear from different perspectives
> Foodie - We will try EVERYTHING from the savory foods to the outright food that makes your skin crawl. Adventure!
> Do it for the plot type of guy
> I go to the gym just to stay fit and not build muscles or else Ill die of a heart attack (fr)
> Fashion sense ranges from Alt, Corpo, Good Boy, Christian Grey will see you now outfit, Cosplays, Medieval, Cyberpunk, Etc, basically a larper
> "Your girl got you on a leash" Yeah and I sit for treats too Twin #goodboy
> Cinephile - I go to the cinemas weekly no matter how bad the movie or how good it is. Ill go watch it on the big screens
> Knows a lot of things and Ill probably tell you facts that you didnt know you wanted to but NEEDED to.
> Definitely not a DDS
> If the sun can rise each morning and make the day brighter, so can I.
> Brainrot and memes
Soooo come with me! Life comes at you fast I mean I used to mix beer,wine,and tequila. Now I cant even mix milk with coffee without shitting myself. Ill be the best 3-6 Months funsies youll ever have (unless we fall because oh gosh)
If you made it this far I owe you a sticker/pin and a whatever drink you like.
Hmu!