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Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

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I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

UPDATE: Im travelling to Brisbane for work for 48 hours today so if you're free this evening or tomorrow - I'll be in your area!

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

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UPDATE: Im travelling to Brisbane for work for 48 hours today so if you're free this evening or tomorrow - I'll be in your area!

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

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UPDATE: Im travelling to Brisbane for work for 48 hours today so if you're free this evening or tomorrow - I'll be in your area!

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

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I've decided to give this one last role of the dice, before I finally give up on this as an avenue for good. The last few weeks I've had some... experiences... lets just say... and between the ghosting, the love bombing and everything in between, it's been a rollercoaster.

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

Happy to share pictures early in case you're not attracted. That's fine.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

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I've decided to give this one last role of the dice, before I finally give up on this as an avenue for good. The last few weeks I've had some... experiences... lets just say... and between the ghosting, the love bombing and everything in between, it's been a rollercoaster.

Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.

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Hi I'm Chris, nice to e-meet you. I'm a thirty-something hardworking, successful corporate guy that wears a suit to the office but would rather slum it in some shorts and a tee at home. Sadly at home, the bedroom has gone dead with sex sporadically occuring over the last six or so years.

I live in Perth, but travel every three months or so to see my daughter in Sydney so open to a long distance sort of thing if you're down. Also cute foreign girls please apply, it is an ONLINE affair sub right?

I'm just shy of six foot, I've short brown hair and green eyes. I'm bearded (short and maintained) but also a little on the bigger built side. My day job is mentally and intellectually taxing so I enjoy a bit of everything from reading to camping to TV and movies and the occasional video game. I've also got an allegedly sexy voice.

What am I after here? A woman, preferably younger than me, with zest for life and that embraces their sexuality. Half the fun is in the chase isn't it? Do you remember the chase? Donr't you miss being the focus of a mans desires? Let me make you feel that way again. Let's laugh at stupid dirty texts and terrible jokes (cos I have a few!).

If I seem like your cup of tea or coffee, hit me up, id love to chat.