u/Switch-h1tter

I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the ability to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, as I work from home!

If you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always smiling and attentive. The thing is… there’s almost a constant stream of naughtiness on my phone, filling my day with dirty daydreams!

Do you ever mix mundane business with filthy pleasure? Do you ever get that jolt of electricity doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t? It’s such a thrill.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

All in all, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t. I would love to have a dirty little secret to fill my day with some secretly, flirty, filthy fun! Come say hi and join in, won’t you?

I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the ability to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, as I work from home!

If you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always smiling and attentive. The thing is… there’s almost a constant stream of naughtiness on my phone, filling my day with dirty daydreams!

Do you ever mix mundane business with filthy pleasure? Do you ever get that jolt of electricity doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t? It’s such a thrill.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

All in all, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t. I would love to have a dirty little secret to fill my day with some secretly, flirty, filthy fun! Come say hi and join in, won’t you?

I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the ability to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, as I work from home!

If you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always smiling and attentive. The thing is… there’s almost a constant stream of naughtiness on my phone, filling my day with dirty daydreams!

Do you ever mix mundane business with filthy pleasure? Do you ever get that jolt of electricity doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t? It’s such a thrill.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

All in all, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t. I would love to have a dirty little secret to fill my day with some secretly, flirty, filthy fun! Come say hi and join in, won’t you?

Anyone else go between hard and soft when edging for hours?

I planned today for a full day edge today - no disruptions, just me, you, the internet, my toys & lots of lube. I even set up my goon cave last night in preparation.

I have my place to myself so I’ve been taking advantage of that with hours long sessions with no climax, only denial.

I was not expecting to wake up at 7a with raging morning wood & eager excitement to start to stroke. I’ve been going since then and didn’t even take a lunch break 😝 😈

Who else can’t keep their hands away from edging when having complete privacy?

Hey there I’m married male looking for that kinky connection we’re all missing. I’ve done OA before and it was great while it lasted. I’m looking for someone that doesn’t mind being a freak but also can actually hold a convo.

A little about myself I’m a nerdy white guy with no kids just dogs. I’m into sports, outdoors, music, etc,. I’m 5’10”, dark brown hair, between athletic and average build, and really pretty blue/green eyes(gotta be confident about something right?). In the bedroom, I am a switch and indulge myself in anal play with toys. I’m just looking for that flirty fun connection feel free to send me a message if you might be interested. 😁

I’ll admit, I’ve deleted my account before. Several times, in fact. Reddit is my anonymous outlet, and something about that is as addictive as it is fun! I feel like the model of “good citizen”; I have friends, a good-paying job, and I’m in shape and pretty well dressed. I volunteer and work out, and about the only barely “deviant” thing people might say is that I like to have one more than too many drinks when I’m out with friends.

But what people would be shocked to know are the dirty things I get up to behind closed doors. I open reddit on my phone, connect my computer to the big tv in my apartment living room, and will randomly spend a day watching the filthiest things, chatting with random internet strangers, getting high, and edging and cumming all day. Even when I work, i might be completely professional on the surface. Underneath though, I’m imagining my coworkers is nsfw outfits, picturing the world around me turning to free depravity!

If you do this too, come say hi. We can be secretly filthy together.

Are you in a similar spot?

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Every week now I spend my evenings getting naked, breaking out the toys, putting on my cock ring, lathering up my dick, and putting porn on as I browse Reddit and stroke my greasy cock up and down.

I’m officially addicted. I can’t stop bating my cock every day and then seeing if I can edge myself stupid all night on the weekends.

My greasy pole leaking so much precum. Fuck I love how it looks in my palm, so shiny and greasy. The sound of my cock pumping my fist. Stroking my dong as I let out a bit of grunting and gooner babble. Worshipping my penis.

I love spreading my legs and letting my cock stand fully erect in the air, seeing the goon juice leak down. I love how leaky my goon stick is. I don’t ever want to stop bating. My needy cock begs to be stroked and touched and teased. I love making my cock twitch with excitement as it tries to shoot its load.

Fuck I’m fully addicted now.

I’ll admit, I’ve deleted my account before. Several times, in fact. Reddit is my anonymous outlet, and something about that is as addictive as it is fun! I feel like the model of “good citizen”; I have friends, a good-paying job, and I’m in shape and pretty well dressed. I volunteer and work out, and about the only barely “deviant” thing people might say is that I like to have one more than too many drinks when I’m out with friends.

But what people would be shocked to know are the dirty things I get up to behind closed doors. I open reddit on my phone, connect my computer to the big tv in my apartment living room, and will randomly spend a day watching the filthiest things, chatting with random internet strangers, getting high, and edging and cumming all day. Even when I work, i might be completely professional on the surface. Underneath though, I’m imagining my coworkers is nsfw outfits, picturing the world around me turning to free depravity!

If you do this too, come say hi. We can be secretly filthy together.

I've been addicted to masturbation since my first orgasm when I was 11 or 12. Ever since then I haven't gone more than a week without choking the chicken. Even with my relationships, I still have never been able to stop myself from self pleasure.

It's not necessarily because my partners have been bad at satisfying me, but rather because I know that I could squeeze out just one more good cum out of my day. It could be only 30 minutes after sex as we go to sleep and I'll wake back up and start rubbing one out.

At this point I have come to terms with my love and obsession with porn and using it to milk myself dry. I'll masturbate until my dick is raw, until my balls ache, until my prostate is sore. It's an incredible feeling.

Especially when I edge for hours and my load is absolutely massive. The way my heart beats and my body shakes as I pump my seed at full force out of myself.

I know it's graphic and completely desperate, but I'm a gooner. Cumming is my addiction, my obsession, my passion in life. I can't and honestly won't stop. It feels amazing and I will edge myself stupid for years to cum.

So how about you? Are you hopelessly horny? Are you an obsessed orgasmer? Do you gladly goon at every opportunity? Do sounds, movies, and thoughts trigger you into intense masturbation sessions that could last hours or days? If so chat. We can escape into ecstasy together. We can trade pics or videos of things that have us gooning ourselves on the very edge until we can't take it anymore and cum like crazy only to do it all over again!

I've been addicted to masturbation since my first orgasm when I was 11 or 12. Ever since then I haven't gone more than a week without choking the chicken. Even with my relationships, I still have never been able to stop myself from self pleasure.

It's not necessarily because my partners have been bad at satisfying me, but rather because I know that I could squeeze out just one more good cum out of my day. It could be only 30 minutes after sex as we go to sleep and I'll wake back up and start rubbing one out.

At this point I have come to terms with my love and obsession with porn and using it to milk myself dry. I'll masturbate until my dick is raw, until my balls ache, until my prostate is sore. It's an incredible feeling.

Especially when I edge for hours and my load is absolutely massive. The way my heart beats and my body shakes as I pump my seed at full force out of myself.

I know it's graphic and completely desperate, but I'm a gooner. Cumming is my addiction, my obsession, my passion in life. I can't and honestly won't stop. It feels amazing and I will edge myself stupid for years to cum.

So how about you? Are you hopelessly horny? Are you an obsessed orgasmer? Do you gladly goon at every opportunity? Do sounds, movies, and thoughts trigger you into intense masturbation sessions that could last hours or days? If so chat. We can escape into ecstasy together. We can trade pics or videos of things that have us gooning ourselves on the very edge until we can't take it anymore and cum like crazy only to do it all over again!

There’s something so freeing about the anonymity of reddit, free to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. I love talking with like-minded people on here, and spending days and weeks being someone’s dirty little secret.

It’s so thrilling to see that new chat request, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly sexy conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then pausing, waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so intoxicating imagining the sexy person on the other end of these messages, thinking about how each syllable might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together or where their hand is exploring. 🔥

Are you in a similar spot?

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Every week now I spend my evenings getting naked, breaking out the toys, putting on my cock ring, lathering up my dick, and putting porn on as I browse Reddit and stroke my greasy cock up and down.

I’m officially addicted. I can’t stop bating my cock every day and then seeing if I can edge myself stupid all night on the weekends.

My greasy pole leaking so much precum. Fuck I love how it looks in my palm, so shiny and greasy. The sound of my cock pumping my fist. Stroking my dong as I let out a bit of grunting and gooner babble. Worshipping my penis.

I love spreading my legs and letting my cock stand fully erect in the air, seeing the goon juice leak down. I love how leaky my goon stick is. I don’t ever want to stop bating. My needy cock begs to be stroked and touched and teased. I love making my cock twitch with excitement as it tries to shoot its load.

Fuck I’m fully addicted now.

Are you in a similar spot?

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Every week now I spend my evenings getting naked, breaking out the toys, putting on my cock ring, lathering up my dick, and putting porn on as I browse Reddit and stroke my greasy cock up and down.

I’m officially addicted. I can’t stop bating my cock every day and then seeing if I can edge myself stupid all night on the weekends.

My greasy pole leaking so much precum. Fuck I love how it looks in my palm, so shiny and greasy. The sound of my cock pumping my fist. Stroking my dong as I let out a bit of grunting and gooner babble. Worshipping my penis.

I love spreading my legs and letting my cock stand fully erect in the air, seeing the goon juice leak down. I love how leaky my goon stick is. I don’t ever want to stop bating. My needy cock begs to be stroked and touched and teased. I love making my cock twitch with excitement as it tries to shoot its load.

Fuck I’m fully addicted now.

Are you in a similar spot?

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Every week now I spend my evenings getting naked, breaking out the toys, putting on my cock ring, lathering up my dick, and putting porn on as I browse Reddit and stroke my greasy cock up and down.

I’m officially addicted. I can’t stop bating my cock every day and then seeing if I can edge myself stupid all night on the weekends.

My greasy pole leaking so much precum. Fuck I love how it looks in my palm, so shiny and greasy. The sound of my cock pumping my fist. Stroking my dong as I let out a bit of grunting and gooner babble. Worshipping my penis.

I love spreading my legs and letting my cock stand fully erect in the air, seeing the goon juice leak down. I love how leaky my goon stick is. I don’t ever want to stop bating. My needy cock begs to be stroked and touched and teased. I love making my cock twitch with excitement as it tries to shoot its load.

Fuck I’m fully addicted now.