u/TheGreatChongas

Anyone else hate seeing posts online of people crying about how they have a small dick and then idk they end up being like... 6x4.5. Or 5x5, or something. Or they are 4 inches but 5.5 girth. I would do evil things to get any of those penises, and they dare cry about their cards. There's also complete retards out there who have 7 inchers that are jelqing rn for no reason.

There's a guy out there who's been obese all his life and he has a bigger dick than me. There's a guy out there that did heroin all throughout puberty and his dick is bigger than mine. Wtf did I do, God? To curse me with a child's dick, and a child's body?

"the inches had to go somewhere else brah" this is painful. Women when selecting for short men are already like "okay haha here's my manlet bf, he's cute I guess lmao i could beat him up though" then imagine you are cursed with a small ass cock on top of it. You are basically as attractive as a little boy to most women. FML. I will forever be a charity case and there's NOTHING I can do about it. (165cm with 4x4 cock btw)