u/Thoughtful_seaturtle

Hello! Thanks for popping in.

I would say most of my closest friends and inner circle would describe me as witty and sarcastic, highly observant with a strong emotional IQ, kind and pragmatic, with a great smile. They'd also say I'm a stickler for being on time, I hate being out past 9pm, and I’ll never turn down an opportunity for a cheeseburger.

Physically I'm the complete opposite of a dad bod, in fact I'm in really, really good shape, muscular and lean. Very hygienic, look and present a quite bit younger than my age implies, with a full head of thick brown hair (and a healthy dose of salt and pepper), flirty eyes, and one dimple, nice teeth. I love board games, discussing deep cultural/worldly topics and philosophical what-ifs, balanced with a love of reading, working out, breweries/wineries, people-watching, and a passport with nearly every page stamped.

Established tech professional and work fully remote from home, no kids, married, dead bedroom situation.

Some quick hits:
- Pineapple on pizza is delicious

- I never wait for the gas light to go on before refilling

- I unashamedly cringe-watch Love is Blind

- I listen to everything from metal to classical

- Avid reader, mostly fantasy and dystopian fiction

- I’m really good at random games like darts, bowling, pool, etc.

I'm looking for a woman in a similar situation in the Denver-area, not afraid of catching emotions, but also looking for a physical intimacy to pair with that emotional connection. Can chat throughout the day and early evening (I tend to go to bed early), and I can get away with relative ease on weekdays and weekends, and have tight OPSEC; you should too.

Not my first time. Looking for exclusivity and long-term.

Thanks for reading 👋🏽

Hello! Thanks for popping in.

I would say most of my closest friends and inner circle would describe me as witty and sarcastic, highly observant with a strong emotional IQ, kind and pragmatic, with a great smile. They'd also say I'm a stickler for being on time, I hate being out past 9pm, and I’ll never turn down an opportunity for a cheeseburger.

Physically I'm the complete opposite of a dad bod, in fact I'm in really, really good shape, muscular and lean. Very hygienic, look and present a quite bit younger than my age implies, with a full head of thick brown hair (and a healthy dose of salt and pepper), flirty eyes, and one dimple, nice teeth. I love board games, discussing deep cultural/worldly topics and philosophical what-ifs, balanced with a love of reading, working out, breweries/wineries, people-watching, and a passport with nearly every page stamped.

Established tech professional and work fully remote from home, no kids, married, dead bedroom situation.

Some quick hits:
- Pineapple on pizza is delicious

- I never wait for the gas light to go on before refilling

- I unashamedly cringe-watch Love is Blind

- I listen to everything from metal to classical

- Avid reader, mostly fantasy and dystopian fiction

- I’m really good at random games like darts, bowling, pool, etc.

I'm looking for a woman in a similar situation in the Denver-area, not afraid of catching emotions, but also looking for a physical intimacy to pair with that emotional connection. Can chat throughout the day and early evening (I tend to go to bed early), and I can get away with relative ease on weekdays and weekends, and have tight OPSEC; you should too.

Not my first time. Looking for exclusivity and long-term.

Thanks for reading 👋🏽

Come on dowwwwn!!!

Hello. In a sea of M4F posts I'll try to make mine stand out as much as possible. Starting with an admission, I know Bob Barker’s a creep, but I totally wouldn’t move won a car on the show.

I would say most of my closest friends and inner circle would describe me as witty, highly observant with a strong emotional IQ, kind and pragmatic, with a great smile. They'd also say I'm a stickler for being on time, I hate being out past 8pm, and I always return my grocery cart to the corral.

Physically I'm the complete opposite of a dad bod, in fact I'm in really, really good shape, muscular and lean. Very hygienic, look and present a quite bit younger than my age implies, with a full head of thick hair (and some glints of gray), flirty eyes, and one dimple, nice teeth. I love board games, discussing deep cultural/worldly topics and philosophical what-ifs, balanced with a love of reading, working out, breweries/wineries, people-watching, and a passport with nearly every page stamped.

Established tech professional and work fully remote from home, no kids, married, dead bedroom situation.

Some quick hits:
- Pineapple on pizza is delicious

- I never wait for the gas light to go on before refilling

- I unashamedly cringe-watch Love is Blind

- I never smell, like, even after a grueling workout I maintain a pleasant scent

I'm looking for a woman in a similar situation in the Denver-area, not afraid of catching emotions, but also looking for a physical intimacy to pair with that emotional connection. Can chat throughout the day and early evening (I tend to go to bed early), and I can get away with relative ease and have tight OPSEC; you should too.

Not my first time. Looking for exclusivity and long-term. Thanks for reading.

👋🏽