Scientifically Proven, a short story
It’s been a long week. Work was busy, some personal projects needed finishing, and there was drama in your extended family (which you tried your best to ignore, but your cousins won’t take you off the group text chain). You promised yourself that on Saturday morning you’d sit on the sofa with a book and a cup of coffee and just relax for a while.
It seems your boy has picked this Saturday to catch up on the month’s housework. As you read, he keeps breezing through the living room and reporting, “I just finished scrubbing the bathroom tile,” or “I did a load of darks, it’s hanging on the balcony to dry,” or “I replaced the stove hood filter, that should help with the smell.” He refreshes your coffee twice. After a while, he drifts back into the room and sinks down to sit on the floor next to you, back against the body of the sofa and his left arm brushing against your right shin. After sitting there quietly for a while, he turns and bonks his forehead into your knee like an affectionate cat.
“What is it, sweetie?” you ask.
It takes him a moment to answer. “I thought I’d make roasted eggplant for dinner,” he says.
“That sounds good,” you say. “I like the way you do eggplant.” He scrunches his shoulders and nuzzles your knee again. You distractedly pat his head while you keep reading.
He sits quietly while you read a few more pages, then he pushes himself up to sit on the sofa next to you. He stares into the corner of the room and is quiet in the way that means he wants to say something but doesn’t know how or doesn’t want to bother you. You put your book down and turn to face him, hoping that will be enough encouragement to get his words moving.
It takes him a couple of false starts, but then he remarks, “Did you know it’s scientifically proven that a subby boy can die from lack of praise?”
“Oh, scientifically proven, is it?” you answer with a raised eyebrow.
He nods confidently. “Yep. With test tubes and spreadsheets and everything.”
“Is this your way of telling me I haven’t been paying enough attention to you?” Before you even see the pained face he makes, you know he won’t answer that question. He hates saying anything critical of you. “I mean, are you saying that there’s something you need from me?”
He looks down and shrugs his shoulders. “We haven’t cuddled all week,” he mumbles.
You haven’t? Surely there must have been… No, you can’t think of a time. But just the other day didn’t you..? No, that was last week.
You take his chin and turn his face toward you. His lips are smiling, but his eyes are sad. You pat your lap. He curls up on his side and lays his head on your thighs. You twirl your fingers in his hair with one hand and rub slow strokes down his side with the other.
“You did such a good job keeping everything going this week while I was busy,” you tell him. “Knowing that I would come home from work to good food and your company, or that I could vent to you about the latest stupid thing my uncle said really made it easier for me. Thank you.”
“Of course,” he says. “I know you’ve had a lot to think about, and I want to help. I just miss having your attention, that’s all.”
“Is that why you’ve been doing so much housework today?” you ask. “You were waiting for me to notice what a good job you’re doing?”
“Sort of,” he admits. “I mean, those were all things that needed doing anyway, but… I did kind of hope that one of them would get me a Good boy.”
You smile and ruffle his hair. “You know, you can always tell me if there’s something you need from me.”
He frowns and shakes his head. “I know, but the last thing you need in a week like this is another item on your to-do list. Anyway, it’s not the words or the headpats or the snuggles that matter so much, it’s that you know what makes me happy and you decide to do it for me.”
You stroke his head. He squeezes your knee and sighs.
“You’ve spent all week doing your best to make me happy,” you tell him. “Do you know what that makes you?” He perks his head up with a questioning sound. “A good boy.” His body trembles and he whimpers as he buries his face back in your lap. “My good boy. And I don’t need any more proof of it.”
“Not even test tubes and spreadsheets?” he mumbles into your thighs.
“Not even that,” you laugh.