u/VikingSkol1978

If interested send a DM with a picture. No picture, saying hey like you are a retard, will get you instantly blocked. I'm fine, clean and I know how to get a woman off.

I'm off all week, took a nice long vacation and looking for a woman who wants to fall in love with a handsome man, oh who am I kidding, I'm just looking for a girl to spend some time with.

Pack a bag and come on over for a few days. I'll cook you breakfast in bed, lunch and dinner (I'm a chef) we can smoke weed all day and watch TV and escape the craziness of the world.

Maybe go to the beach one day and chill. Do a little day drinking, a ton of weed smoking and let time just take us where we are going.

Remember when this was an actual place to get laid? Remember when it was actually mutual people looking to truly become FWBs? I do. Now it's overrun by nonsense porn accounts.

Hey if you want to fuck, click the link or come talk to me on some other app even though we can talk on here! GTFO with your garbage.

Want to come over and smoke and chill and see where the day/night takes us?

Maybe a walk on the beach tonight and make love while the water breaks on the sand. I am a chef so maybe cook you a nice dinner?

I've been overseas and almost 14 months without a woman so if you are interested in changing that, please send a DM. I'm respectful and most importantly clean. Please be free of STDs. I've got plenty of condoms which I plan on using but sometimes passion gets in the way.

I don't pay. If you got a link or trying to get me to go somewhere else and talk, not interested.

It was my birthday yesterday. Looking to get a bottle, smoke these 20 joints and have a beautiful woman ride my face till she explodes.

If interested, send me a DM with picture. Don't be lazy. Hey or Hi you'll get blocked. No time for lazy women and I don't pay for shit other than what I'm supplying.

Down? Let's have fun.