Had the most delusional customer of my life on Saturday! He seemed into me but he wouldn't tell me his name, his job, his favourite colour, his hobbies, he told me to go away, that he wasn't spending anything, then ofc he started pushing me to leave the club with him, and ultimately I had no choice but to give up OR go fully insane. Obviously, I picked the madness (...bc the club was practically deserted). I laughed in his face, I sassed him, I even barked at him when he said I was barking up the wrong tree. Somehow, it resulted in over an hour in VIP (he even left the club and came back to ask for more).
Most of it consisted of him saying: "You want me, don't you? You're desperate! Look at you. You're gagging for it. You want it more than I do! You're going to meet me outside the club, I know it. Which hotel?" and me changing the subject or umming and ahhing and oohing, until he said "I bet you're into all sorts!"
I was straddling him, facing away, so I turned to look him dead in the eye with a manic smile and asked, "Do you like playing with fire?"
"...huwhat?"
"All my burns have faded! How about knives? I loooove knives!"
He did not, dear reader, love knives.
Later he mentioned strangling and I got REAL serious really fast and said "Oh no. I don't do strangling. The thing is, there are obviously two types of strangling; blocking the windpipe and restricting blood flow. Now everyo-" "I'm getting a bit worried now. "Shut up, I'm talking!! Now everyone thinks the risk is crushing the windpipe, but the REAL risk is creating a seal on the blood vessels. What can happen is..." and I went in DETAIL (this is true btw, if you're kinky don't choke/strangle, stick to suffocation).
This guy was so horny and persistent even that didn't deter him. I even told him I had a boyfriend, I would have to ask for permission, and eventually the crustomer caved and told me to text my boyfriend, who obviously said no, and he kept going saying that he was pretty sure I was going to come with him because I was so desperately into him. It was amazing! Wish he'd dropped more cash though.