u/definitelyahamster

No seriously. Shoo! Go say hello on the Spring Fling!

Wax poetic with Butterscotch about your favourite characters! Writing about writing? Pencil wants to know about your favourite err…. Nicknames? Cocknames? Better yet cum say hi to i_help_girls_cum.

Go! To the Spring Fling!!

Now play nice, don’t make me get the bad bonking toys.

Anyway, welcome to this week's forum! This post is meant as a place to ask questions and advice from the mods and other users of DPP, or to simply air some thoughts or grievances regarding the sub that you think deserves a bit of attention.

Please keep all discussion constructive and respectful to everyone so we can have a good time!

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For all our pals with extra fangs, teeth, limbs, claws, souls, and more! What's the best way to be muzzle a werewolf? Why are cute succubi demons so hot? What's the best way to put a tentacle monster to good use?

Who's this? Oh! Your lovely host, u/Any_Butterscotch5164

Please leave all crucifixes at the door.

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A lil hand sliding up your thigh? Laced fingers? Yearning, soaked from the rain? We've got all that and more here.

From your host, u/i_help_girls_cum

> PT 2: THE NOT KINKY BITS STRIKE BACK WHICH IS WHY I NAMED THEM BIRMINGHAM

> Most sex comes down to something pretty fundamental: Passion and intimacy between people. Even in the kinkiest of prompts, underlying it is that same fundamental exploration however you dress it up, of how you can really just have a very lovely time with someone else

> A good, hot non kinky element is generally at the core of every piece of writing on here. Whether its a passionate encounter between established lovers, friends discovering something more between them, or your favourite slice of life involving coworkers (if two bakers have an argument, is that a slice of strife?) - the space to hotly bake write scenarios is literally endless. I've had to delete a bakers dozen worth of puns here

If that's not proof that vanilla can get a guy all hot and bothered, I don't know what is!

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What's a rodent gotta do to get a little spice in her life? Do you like whips? Chains? Do they excite you? Smackin'? Orgasm control, your favourite riding crop, and so much more. Kinky boots non-optional.

This thread is for all of you folks who love the handy dandy kinklist and all it's pretty boxes. And now, a few words from your hosts, u/Any_Butterscotch5164:

Welcome everybody to this year's Spring Fling! I’m Butterscotch and together we’ll be exploring the wonderful world of BDSM together this week so strap in (or on) and get ready! Whether you’re a beginner or expert, submissive, dominant or switch I hope that we can keep you entertained over the next seven days. To get the juices flowing why don’t we all introduce ourselves and get a little more acquainted?

And of course, ‘tis I, your Grandmistress of Ceremousies, the resident rodent infestation.

You heard the boss, folks. Come say hi, and put that nice little collar on hm?

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Welcome to our little corner of the hellscape. Got questions? Comments? This is like the Friday Forum, but all week.

We've got two halves of the DPP coin here this week -- u/HoldMyPencil and u/i_help_girls_cum!

First,

> HoldMyPencil has been part of the ERP scene for over a decade. When not writing in his own stories, you can find him offering critiques and suggestions on prompts over at the r/DPP_Workshop, or blogging about ERP related topics. Friendly, positive, and creative are just a few of the aspersions that have been cast upon him over the years.

You won't believe what the other one likes.

> It's me, your co-host u/i_help_girls_cum. It's a family name. I'm here to help you get your wheels up and spinning, and to answer all your burning questions about how on earth you can participate in this whacky place

> Find yourself struggling to understand what people are looking for, figuring out the social convention, or feeling awkward interacting with folks? Well I can probably help with that on dirtypenpals, the rest of it we'll have to run by your therapist

> More seriously, there's nothing I haven't seen on here at this point, so if you find yourself frustrated, lost, or generally curious - let's chat

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Yeah sex is great and all, but what about the story? Sexting vs. Writing? Do you like world-building? Crafting a binder full of characters?

Welcome to the other half of the smut:story ratio.

This week's hosts, u/SeverelyBroken and u/HoldMyPencil!

In his own words:

> HoldMyPencil has been part of the ERP scene for over a decade. When not writing in his own stories, you can find him offering critiques and suggestions on prompts over at the r/DPP_Workshop, or blogging about ERP related topics. Friendly, positive, and creative are just a few of the aspersions that have been cast upon him over the years.

Beware the nice lady though -- I think she stole my glasses.

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Welcome to our annual Spring Fling! This week is all about chatting and getting to know one another. Below, you'll find a short description of each room, but you can comment on this post if you have any questions/comments about the Fling in general.

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Writer’s Nook - Here for the plot

> Your hosts are u/SeverelyBroken and u/HoldMyPencil! Find the thread here

DPP's 101 Dalmations - Advice for the old and the new

> Your hosts are u/HoldMyPencil and u/i_help_girls_cum! Find the thread here

Kinks Galore - These boots were made for steppin'

> Your hosts are u/definitelyahamster and u/Any_Butterscotch5164! Find the thread here

Crème de Vanille - Handholding? In my subreddit?

> Your host is /u/i_help_girls_cum! Find the thread here

Oh! The (in)humanity! - Is that a tail in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

> Your host is u/Any_Butterscotch5164! Find the thread here

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Please feel free to join any or all of the discussions above regardless of what you usually seek here. Talk about what you love and get to know your fellow DPP members!

Each thread will have a few discussion questions throughout the week, which will be linked in the topic's main post.

Would you like the coolest participation trophy in town? Simply send us a modmail to get an ✨e x c l u s i v e ✨ flair, 💐 🌸Spring Fling 2026!

All subreddit rules apply. Be nice, be respectful, and have fun.

That's all, folks. get yappin.