u/finishthedamnstory

35 Female. Do you actually exist?

I don’t know what I’m looking for here. I certainly have no expectations or goals. Maybe I’m just looking for hope.

I’m 35, 5’9, brown eyes, brown hair, on the heavier side but I think I’m cute enough. Female, two kids, in the middle of a second failed marriage, Eastern Time zone. I’m not going to send you nudes and I don’t want to see yours. I am incredibly chatty and have opinions on just about everything. I’m also incredibly endearing and hilarious.

I‘m on the path to divorce, but for many reasons am not doing so at this time. I’m lonely, and when listening to people in the world talk terrified that once I do end my marriage I’m going to be alone forever. Dating seems scary as fork right now.

I’m not here thinking I’m going to find a real connection. I guess I’m hoping I’ll discover that there are people worth dating and I shouldn’t be so terrified of the other side of my current life. Finding someone to flirt with and text in the meantime would be great.

So… what am I looking for? Obviously if this is an online only situation some of these are less important. But if the goal is seeing who exists in the world I may as well lay it all out there.

I’d love to chat & trade pics if you fit the following:

  • Male
  • 35-55
  • 5’10 or taller ideally
  • Beards are nice but not mandatory
  • Believe with your whole soul that Trump should be in prison
  • Support safe gun ownership and stronger gun laws
  • Love music, specifically country
  • Like to dance
  • Believe in heaven but you don’t need to be firming committed to religion as a practice. I believe in a Christian God but there is a lot there I don’t agree with
  • Understand that birth control and abortion is health care and those things should be a private conversation between a person with a uterus and their doctor.
  • You’re not an alcoholic and you don’t smoke
  • You want to be open about your thoughts and feelings and want someone to do the same
  • On the scale of stereotypically masculine vs feminine you fall much closer to the masculine side
  • You believe men and woman can equally do things and everyones opinions are important but you either agree with or are fine with taking out the trash being a “blue job”
  • Cowboy boots & a pick up truck are a plus
  • Understand the importance of all intimacy, including but not limited to sex

Thats quite the list. If you’ve made it this far and decided “Wow! Talking to her sounds super fun!” then you are absolutely right and should send me a message. So that I know you’ve read this and aren’t bulk messaging every female post you see send me the short list of what you’re looking for in a person/an online connection. And maybe what your favourite brand of power tool is, you know…. Just so I can filter out those with bad taste 😉🙂

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