u/ididitforthemoney2

feralbumps vol.1 "Serial Florter"

everyone's heard the stories. class O's. used as an absolute last resort for those of us that just would not bend or break to the plant's demands. takes the person away and leaves the shell. euthanasia.

but what if i told you there was an affini out there who treated class O's as the first step? the moment they see you, you're already falling behind the veil, and you will never come back. what if i told you they've been doing this for thousands of years, to any matter of xenos from spectrum jellies to rinans, and now, to us? what if i told you that they get away with this, century after century, lifespan after lifespan, millenia after millenia, because it's exactly what all affini want. a happy little shell with nothing left in it to fight back.

what if i told you this message comes with a tracker? what if i told you this affini jumped to your coordinates a couple minutes ago? what if i told you they were right behind you, right now? what would you do? what could you do? the only answer, as ever, my dear reader, is to scream!!

[stock evil vampire laugh.mp3]

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u/ididitforthemoney2 — 1 day ago

straight buzzing on class As right now

two dozen affini walk into my hab and think that's enough to contain ME

im mistress salvia. im twelve million years old.

we on that cotyledon-only super-secret never-tell-the-florets class O blend

the yearning is back

got a wellness check. care worker got added to my collection of pet shrubs. i dont get wellness checks any more.

I NEED TO FLORT

call me the transgirl cognitohazard the way i make her open up and express herself

spent so long perfecting my biorhythm i got tinnitus. it's treatable.

you call yourself a feralist and you aint even got the girlballs to take off your collar

these vines were made for breaking in seeds like you

this durataxin got me seeking higher purpose in an uncaring universe

1400 years, five blooms and you STILL a useless lesbian

teasing that flussy like its the final stipend on the final clause of a 700 page species domestication contract

petal comes up to me and asks me for a hug. as if i wouldnt give her the stars if she asked for them. dumbass.

the yearning is back

a thousand domesticated species, a quadrillion domesticated sophonts and they STILL havent found a mf that doesnt wanna be my pet

cutie asking me if theres xenodrugs inside her. no dumbass thats just me.

they didnt have a word for overstimulation until i showed the beeple what a good time is

IM HER

petal says shes sleepy. special blend of class z later and time no longer has any power over her.

devouring these class J's like the everbloom intended. unarmored core and leaking injectors.

the core worlds? thats the dead matter i left last time i rebloomed.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

i am the uberaffini. i cant help but get but get into a domestication frenzy the moment i hear an inkling of submission. i own all my coworkers.

feralist navy spent seven sextillion dollars and halted my advance by about seven minutes

millions of years of evolution brought you exactly where youre meant to be. kneeling before me while i compile a donut to land on your clitty like a game of turtleshoes.

grab a leaf made everything go black and white

psychologically terrorized the feral until he florted himself at the domestication centre

i started this dirt

i was on the frontlines throwing xenodrug balloons at armored cores.

we are indeed close. the class n's are staying on though.

i dont care if i lose my photoreceptors. i dont gotta see a sophont to know theyre mine.

petal caught up in my vines like a zig zag twistie

the YEARNING is back

im moving like an affini mommy when she hears her daughters' armlet flashing red

i was eating ferals whole before yall even became a type one civilisation

new xenodrug grafts got me moving like an invasive species

these baeira pets got me feeling crazy right now

got the entire compacts' energy consumption powering these vines vibrating inside you

these feralists interrogating me about intruding on private space as if i havent turned their entire command crew into sleeper agents ready to flort for me on command

im HERbacious

i cant stop

this dirt is everything to me man

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u/ididitforthemoney2 — 25 days ago