u/jacked_azumarill

I'm a guy based in London, can't host but I can travel. I'm looking for someone who can either host or is up for splitting a hotel should it come to that for some fun, preferably something regular, a FWB arrangement if we have a good rapport going, but I'd like to avoid one offs, I ain't no man-whore!

A few things to get out the way, I'm mixed race, 5ft 9 and have a 6 incher down below. If any of that is an issue feel free to run for the hills. That being said, if a humbly sized short king is your speed and my big, throbbing personality can fill the gap my lack of height presents then by all means get in touch 🤣

If you're curious why I'm looking for someone chubby or bigger specifically, then I'm afraid I don't have a very interesting answer, it's just the type of woman I've always gravitated towards, be it crushes, relationships and what have you. I've never really been into the Hourglass figure that most guys chase nor the beach ready bod or whatever. I suppose being raised around women with pleasantly plump physiques (that's technically still alliteration, right?) probably presents a possible reason there but I'm no psychologist nor do I need a reason. I like my ladies a little larger than most and that's good enough for me!

I'm a geek, if my wordy ass vocab didn't already make that obvious in boisterous neon lettering and bombastic percussion, I tend to get along with other geeks the most but if you're at least tolerant of such people then we should get on just fine. A little 'tism touched admittedly but high functioning enough to the point where it just manifests as being insanely quirky and able to lock the fuck in on things that interest me (though unfortunately, I have the debuff where things that don't interest me may as well not exist 😅)

As mentioned above I'm willing to travel, I'd prefer someone in or around London but for the right woman I may be willing to travel a bit further afield, as long as you're in England specifically. Though in such a case I'd prefer if you were able to host, if we're gonna split a room then meeting halfway would likely be best.

I think that about covers the long and average height of it, if I've somehow managed to retain your attention thus far it may be a sign you should get in touch 😉 otherwise though, thank you for reading this rather rambly post and have a good evening...or morning...or whatever time it is when you're reading this!

I can't host. Looking for a hookup between 12pm and 5pm tomorrow.

Not super into guys unless you've got a smooth chubby body and preferably face (I dunno why, but I'm into chubby/plus sized people in general so that really does it for me) but I wouldn't be into, say, a bear or daddy type. Women, femboys, crossdressers and trans people are all a-okay. I'm a top/dom so I'd be looking to fuck. I have condoms, but can use ones supplied by you if you would prefer that security.

I'm based in South London, someone also in South London would be cool but I'm happy to go to the different parts of the city. Perhaps even a neighbouring city if we seem like a good fit for each other, but I'd prefer to not be travelling for too long a period if possible!

Any questions feel free to ask, I'm usually free on weekends so this could potentially become a regular thing, but I'm primarily looking for something for tomorrow the 17th of May.

I can't host. Looking for a hookup between 12pm and 5pm tomorrow.

Not super into guys unless you've got a smooth chubby body and preferably face (I dunno why, but I'm into chubby/plus sized people in general so that really does it for me) but I wouldn't be into, say, a bear or daddy type. Women, femboys, crossdressers and trans people are all a-okay. I'm a top/dom so I'd be looking to fuck. I have condoms, but can use ones supplied by you if you would prefer that security.

I'm based in South London, someone also in South London would be cool but I'm happy to go to the different parts of the city. Perhaps even a neighbouring city if we seem like a good fit for each other, but I'd prefer to not be travelling for too long a period if possible!

Any questions feel free to ask, I'm usually free on weekends so this could potentially become a regular thing, but I'm primarily looking for something for tomorrow the 17th of May.

I'm a guy who lives in England but I've got family in South Wales (Newport) that I'm gonna pop to see for a bit. Specifically between the 12th and the 15th of May (Tuesday til Friday). I'm looking for someone to link up with during that time for some casual fun (though if all goes well I'm up for hanging onto each others info and hitting you up if I'm in town again if you're up for that).

I'm looking for either a woman for pretty much anything or a guy for some oral fun. I'm not crazy about butt stuff so anal will probably be a no unless we meet again in the future.

I will be based in the Pillgwenlly area (near the Blaina Wharf if you know it) so someone near there would be ideal, but I'm open to travelling around the city or even out of town as long as you're not crazy far away (Cardiff, Cwmbran, Barry and Chepstow are all super easy to get to for instance).

Happy to meet trans or NB individuals, I don't have any hang ups on that front.

The only major hangup I'd have up anything is that I'm not sure how likely it'd be that I could host, sometimes I get the house to myself and other times not, and if I did it'd likely be short notice so I'm ideally hoping for someone who would be able to host.

I'm a guy who lives in England but I've got family in South Wales (Newport) that I'm gonna pop to see for a bit. Specifically between the 12th and the 15th of May (Tuesday til Friday). I'm looking for someone to link up with during that time for some casual fun (though if all goes well I'm up for hanging onto each others info and hitting you up if I'm in town again if you're up for that).

I'm looking for either a woman for pretty much anything or a guy for some oral fun. I'm not crazy about butt stuff so anal will probably be a no unless we meet again in the future.

I will be based in the Pillgwenlly area (near the Blaina Wharf if you know it) so someone near there would be ideal, but I'm open to travelling around the city or even out of town as long as you're not crazy far away (Cardiff, Cwmbran, Barry and Chepstow are all super easy to get to for instance).

Happy to meet trans or NB individuals, I don't have any hang ups on that front.

The only major hangup I'd have up anything is that I'm not sure how likely it'd be that I could host, sometimes I get the house to myself and other times not, and if I did it'd likely be short notice so I'm ideally hoping for someone who would be able to host.