u/jlo317

23, 5'7, 145 lbs, 8" (fully functional, obviously), AA cups. 3 years of laser from brain down to remove my self-esteem. Estrogen 4+ years. Super soft w/ zero boundaries. Truly the best of both worlds - a woman's soft skin and a man's willingness to accept the bare minimum.

Horny ++++

Pathetic ++++

Submissive ++++

Can barely read or write ++++

Will delete your comment after post-nut clarity ++++

I do CrossFit so I can throw around subby men. So write here in the comment section only to show you can follow instructions. But I'll need you to shower and re-evaluate your life choices afterwards.

Oh and I'll also aggressively bite the hand of those local pesky trans girls trying to keep me safe.

Discreet only. I won't tell your wife before the locals nuke this thread.

^/uj a hash of two posts I saw recently that I wanna poke fun at^

i can't hold it in anymore so im just gonna say it.

I am soooo tired of men who try to have actual convos with me. stop. please stop trying to get to know me or asking about my day. my hobbies are none of your business. no thanks to basic courtesy. please. if you've seen a trans girl digitally or 'irl', don't worry, we're all the same.

literally i want men that strips the english language down to absolutely nothing. don't you froth at the mouth thinking about stripping a trans girl down? ya just like that bro. you know how it is in porn cuz that's really really how we like it.

a simple 'hey' really goes a long way. for those extra fine gentlemen out there, i see you with your 'heyy'!!!! if you reply with some 👀 👀 at 4 in the morning on my posts, stoppppp, i'm gonna 🫠!

but the crème de la crème to getting some (girl)crème? replying to a post here with a "let me bend you over and destroy your subby little ass" before i even know your first name!

if modern poetry to you is typing "hey m20' or "u up?', step on up. you're the man of my dreams! but if you really get to the sexy af point of saying 'horny man that want to show u my big dick' completely unprompted, i'd love that so much.

gimme your best shot and flood my comment section with it all please!

please men, please help - my brain can't handle any more actual sentences. all this estrogen is making so kinky and horny!!!!!

Hey fellas!

I made a silly but quite serious bet with three other transfemmes in my polycule that there are absolutely no real gentlemen left on Reddit that knows how to take charge of a submissive trans girl. They all think y'all cis men are all talk and no action.

I've been watching the 'talent' roll through lately and, well spin my skirt and call me a good girl, because this lineup is spankin' hot!

• Young, athletic 8in dick?
• Love music and concerts?
• Just dropping by to say hello?
• Have a good job, your own shit, and a nice place?
• In the 505?
• Have a nice RV and want a trans girl travel partner short or long term?
• Lonely?
• Love experimenting?

Here's the thing, that all sounds incredibly nice and all, but I don't just want a resume of your super duper unique traits. I want a dominant king to turn me into a full-time distraction 🥺.

Well, what are you waiting for? We're all sitting around in our programming socks waiting to see who turns up 👉👈!

Prove my polycule wrong. Tell me what you got. Let's chat ;)

^((P.S. to the locals: we're betting to see how many times automod can kick in))