u/judgejudgeless

Ok. Trying to post more often. At least monthly. With that being said, I wanted to post something that’s more engaging. I feel anyone that’s interested in this fetish has early memories that stick with them and might even be the root of their fetish. I wanted to share 3 short stories about me but I hope you all share your own.

Stepmom’s bombs

Backstory: Growing up my parents split early so I got used to two households. My dad’s wife was a pretty bad 6ft red bone (for all of our non-southerners that means a certain skin tone for a lighter complexioned black person). She was tall and curvy in all of the right places. She was also a very open farter!

Story: I would hear her rip MASSIVE FARTS every morning and I would be amazed, more than anything. It was the same routine, she’d wake up to brush her teeth her day started and she would go through the hallways to cut on the lights and head to the kitchen. Without fail, she’d just let rip. And they were always huge 😂 honestly she’s one of the deepest farting people I’ve ever seen in person. I would be in my room, listening from the other side of my door losing my mind a the sounds and length she was creating. One day my door was open and she looked at me and just cut an absolute BOMB! You can tell it had to pass through so much ass to come out 😂 She saw me and we kind of caught eyes and she just kind of shrugged and fanned it off and just said “WHEW! Excuuuse me!” I couldn’t believe it.

Play Sister’s Mustard Gas

Backstory: my mom has a close friend with a daughter that I grew up with and became close to. As luck would have it, she had “the bubbles” which is basically what folks called IBS before it was a widespread term.

Story: Anyways, she would fart ALL THE TIME and they would have depth, bass, and STINK. Her farts were always funky and she would just announce one was on the way, then freaking let go and nervously crack up. She wouldn’t really feel comfortable farting. Her laughs were always because she was so embarrassed, but with me, it was a different story. She wouldn’t announce shit 😂. She’d be next to me coloring and then sit on my hand and rip ass 😂. She would sit in my lap or do it when we’d be relaxing watching movies. One time, we were at the park, she was scared to go down this slide. A line was coming up behind us so I urged her to hurry up. After a few more seconds when by, I went to push her forward, so she would go down belly first, but when I went to push, she pushed out this moany, kind of muffled, sounding fart that went on for like 3 seconds, and it stunk like cooked mustard greens. It went right up my nose and I coughed IMMEDIATELY. 😂 she just fell over and laughed and I punched her in the ass and laughed with her.

Cousin’s Cheese Curdles

Backstory: I have a cousin who is only a year older than me so we were always pretty close. She’s lactose intolerant and is someone who isn’t shameful about farting at all.

Story: we were latch key kids so we had to make our own snacks and late lunches sometimes. One time she was bored and had the idea to challenge me to a fart contest. She went in the kitchen and grabbed a bunch of Kraft singles and poured herself some milk and downed it all. Nothing too much between us early on. I have the ability to “butt breathe” so she said I was cheating. After a while I had nothing and she started letting go these SUPER SOUR SMELLING FARTS. Honestly, it was similar to vinegar. They were bubbling out. 1,2,3,4 farts like back to back within a short amount of time. Then she started releasing this deep, wet, bubbly farts that honestly sounded like they were linked together by a chain. She asked me to “come over and smell this one” and she let it go in my face. It smelled so good ☺️☺️ she asked me to “just stay there” and she let go about 4 more and they kept getting wetter and wetter until that fourth one struck mud and I saw the streak in her underwear. She ran off to the bathroom and I was just left in awe of what just happened 😂

Hopefully you all like the stories. Let me know what you think and which one is your favorite. Also let me know your stories!

Earliest Experiences

Ok. Trying to post more often. At least monthly. With that being said, I wanted to post something that’s more engaging. I feel anyone that’s interested in this fetish has early memories that stick with them and might even be the root of their fetish. I wanted to share 3 short stories about me but I hope you all share your own.

Stepmom’s bombs

Backstory: Growing up my parents split early so I got used to two households. My dad’s wife was a pretty bad 6ft red bone (for all of our non-southerners that means a certain skin tone for a lighter complexioned black person). She was tall and curvy in all of the right places. She was also a very open farter!

Story: I would hear her rip MASSIVE FARTS every morning and I would be amazed, more than anything. It was the same routine, she’d wake up to brush her teeth her day started and she would go through the hallways to cut on the lights and head to the kitchen. Without fail, she’d just let rip. And they were always huge 😂 honestly she’s one of the deepest farting people I’ve ever seen in person. I would be in my room, listening from the other side of my door losing my mind a the sounds and length she was creating. One day my door was open and she looked at me and just cut an absolute BOMB! You can tell it had to pass through so much ass to come out 😂 She saw me and we kind of caught eyes and she just kind of shrugged and fanned it off and just said “WHEW! Excuuuse me!” I couldn’t believe it.

Play Sister’s Mustard Gas

Backstory: my mom has a close friend with a daughter that I grew up with and became close to. As luck would have it, she had “the bubbles” which is basically what folks called IBS before it was a widespread term.

Story: Anyways, she would fart ALL THE TIME and they would have depth, bass, and STINK. Her farts were always funky and she would just announce one was on the way, then freaking let go and nervously crack up. She wouldn’t really feel comfortable farting. Her laughs were always because she was so embarrassed, but with me, it was a different story. She wouldn’t announce shit 😂. She’d be next to me coloring and then sit on my hand and rip ass 😂. She would sit in my lap or do it when we’d be relaxing watching movies. One time, we were at the park, she was scared to go down this slide. A line was coming up behind us so I urged her to hurry up. After a few more seconds when by, I went to push her forward, so she would go down belly first, but when I went to push, she pushed out this moany, kind of muffled, sounding fart that went on for like 3 seconds, and it stunk like cooked mustard greens. It went right up my nose and I coughed IMMEDIATELY. 😂 she just fell over and laughed and I punched her in the ass and laughed with her.

Cousin’s Cheese Curdles

Backstory: I have a cousin who is only a year older than me so we were always pretty close. She’s lactose intolerant and is someone who isn’t shameful about farting at all.

Story: we were latch key kids so we had to make our own snacks and late lunches sometimes. One time she was bored and had the idea to challenge me to a fart contest. She went in the kitchen and grabbed a bunch of Kraft singles and poured herself some milk and downed it all. Nothing too much between us early on. I have the ability to “butt breathe” so she said I was cheating. After a while I had nothing and she started letting go these SUPER SOUR SMELLING FARTS. Honestly, it was similar to vinegar. They were bubbling out. 1,2,3,4 farts like back to back within a short amount of time. Then she started releasing this deep, wet, bubbly farts that honestly sounded like they were linked together by a chain. She asked me to “come over and smell this one” and she let it go in my face. It smelled so good ☺️☺️ she asked me to “just stay there” and she let go about 4 more and they kept getting wetter and wetter until that fourth one struck mud and I saw the streak in her underwear. She ran off to the bathroom and I was just left in awe of what just happened 😂

Hopefully you all like the stories. Let me know what you think and which one is your favorite. Also let me know your stories!

Ok. Trying to post more often. At least monthly. With that being said, I wanted to post something that’s more engaging. I feel anyone that’s interested in this fetish has early memories that stick with them and might even be the root of their fetish. I wanted to share 3 short stories about me but I hope you all share your own.

Stepmom’s bombs

Backstory: Growing up my parents split early so I got used to two households. My dad’s wife was a pretty bad 6ft red bone (for all of our non-southerners that means a certain skin tone for a lighter complexioned black person). She was tall and curvy in all of the right places. She was also a very open farter!

Story: I would hear her rip MASSIVE FARTS every morning and I would be amazed, more than anything. It was the same routine, she’d wake up to brush her teeth her day started and she would go through the hallways to cut on the lights and head to the kitchen. Without fail, she’d just let rip. And they were always huge 😂 honestly she’s one of the deepest farting people I’ve ever seen in person. I would be in my room, listening from the other side of my door losing my mind a the sounds and length she was creating. One day my door was open and she looked at me and just cut an absolute BOMB! You can tell it had to pass through so much ass to come out 😂 She saw me and we kind of caught eyes and she just kind of shrugged and fanned it off and just said “WHEW! Excuuuse me!” I couldn’t believe it.

Play Sister’s Mustard Gas

Backstory: my mom has a close friend with a daughter that I grew up with and became close to. As luck would have it, she had “the bubbles” which is basically what folks called IBS before it was a widespread term.

Story: Anyways, she would fart ALL THE TIME and they would have depth, bass, and STINK. Her farts were always funky and she would just announce one was on the way, then freaking let go and nervously crack up. She wouldn’t really feel comfortable farting. Her laughs were always because she was so embarrassed, but with me, it was a different story. She wouldn’t announce shit 😂. She’d be next to me coloring and then sit on my hand and rip ass 😂. She would sit in my lap or do it when we’d be relaxing watching movies. One time, we were at the park, she was scared to go down this slide. A line was coming up behind us so I urged her to hurry up. After a few more seconds when by, I went to push her forward, so she would go down belly first, but when I went to push, she pushed out this moany, kind of muffled, sounding fart that went on for like 3 seconds, and it stunk like cooked mustard greens. It went right up my nose and I coughed IMMEDIATELY. 😂 she just fell over and laughed and I punched her in the ass and laughed with her.

Cousin’s Cheese Curdles

Backstory: I have a cousin who is only a year older than me so we were always pretty close. She’s lactose intolerant and is someone who isn’t shameful about farting at all.

Story: we were latch key kids so we had to make our own snacks and late lunches sometimes. One time she was bored and had the idea to challenge me to a fart contest. She went in the kitchen and grabbed a bunch of Kraft singles and poured herself some milk and downed it all. Nothing too much between us early on. I have the ability to “butt breathe” so she said I was cheating. After a while I had nothing and she started letting go these SUPER SOUR SMELLING FARTS. Honestly, it was similar to vinegar. They were bubbling out. 1,2,3,4 farts like back to back within a short amount of time. Then she started releasing this deep, wet, bubbly farts that honestly sounded like they were linked together by a chain. She asked me to “come over and smell this one” and she let it go in my face. It smelled so good ☺️☺️ she asked me to “just stay there” and she let go about 4 more and they kept getting wetter and wetter until that fourth one struck mud and I saw the streak in her underwear. She ran off to the bathroom and I was just left in awe of what just happened 😂

Hopefully you all like the stories. Let me know what you think and which one is your favorite. Also let me know your stories!

Hey everyone. It’s been a nice little while since my last post. I hope everyone is doing well. Today I have a quick one that I hadn’t thought of before. I also don’t think I made a post about this girlfriend.

Backstory: the experience happened a while back. About 14 years ago. I was subleasing a place and this girlfriend was someone I began a long distance relationship with before getting this place nearby.

She’s 5’5 and was a former track athlete so she had long legs and was toned.

Well the story goes that we went to my favorite mom and pop sushi spot and this was one of our first real dates since we got together. When we headed back we were relaxing watching TV but we started kissing and I started working my way down and she stopped me. Before she finished telling me she had to fart, she ripped this HUGE FUCKING FART. No kidding! Like it was too big for her asshole 😂. We had a pretty comfortable relationship so her ripping one like that wasn’t out of the ordinary, but to be that big was a first. We laughed and then I went back to kissing her stomach and I lifted her legs to simulate what I was about to do next and this huge whiff of steamed broccoli and raw veggies flew up my nose and I jumped back. The smell was super thick. I couldn’t breathe. She burst out laughing and was like “I tried to tell you don’t go down there.”